Dan

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Can I show you my fucked up toe

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

Wtf @ESPNFantasy

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@SkattaDart Just leaving this here for all the commie fans in the comments

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@buttonsoda

[ariana grindcore @jackiecore666]

teens are cutting off their penis and stapling it to their forehead in the new viral Cut Off Your Penis And Staple It To Your Forehead Challenge

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@notmoosenba The kid when Wemby walked in

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

My mayor Muslim

My bagel Jewish

My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive

Knicks in five

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@chunkdirty4 Used to watch that shit at the rich kids house with your boys

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@objtd Doo Doo Shit-Poopster

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@EvinKnowsBall Close enough, Welcome back Daniel Jones

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@rotnbrain Only 406 left til it’s my turn!

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@SolidKroket Vampir

[evin @EvinKnowsBall]

THE EDGING SQUAD

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@VibesSyndicate @RichJohnsonNFL It says they got tokens ya dinguses let’s just hope they don’t run outta em

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@saniyafatma1278 Happy birthday little Dilute tortie!

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@ShutupLyle Virginia slims

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@MileHighMims

[Dan @Dan_Lowland]

@NFL @NFLPlus Why can’t I vote for him for MVP