Dan

🇦🇺🇳🇱 MAMIL 🚴 Footballer ⚽️ Firefighter 🚒 Guitarist 🎸 But I aint spending any time on it cos every 3 mths a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in Qld

[Dan @Dan_M75]

Bio

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

We've been inundated with complaints that we haven't uploaded Bob Katter's gay marriage speech, so here it is in all it's unhinged glory

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@GLR_Clarke We’ve said it for years, WSW fans only show up when they’re winning

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Hand of god

#WSWvSYD #SydneyDerby

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Watching the #SydneyDerby live from Vienna, Austria

#WSWvSYD #WeAreSydney #SydneyIsSkyBlue #aleague @aleaguemen #VPN

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No way is that a red for Dumfries. It’s not a DOGSO, the attacker didn’t have control of the ball, it was metres away when he went down. Terrible decision. #NEDECU @OnsOranje

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Absolute worldie by Nestory #Irankunda for @WatfordFC against @stokecity today

@aleaguemen #aleague

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“Constant eating and drinking, that’s what the #TourdeFrance is all about,” says Bridie.

Well yes, that’s #couchpeloton #toursnacks life… wait did she mean the riders?

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If #trolldj was still with us, you know he’d be playing @ledzeppelin right now 🌁
#couchpeloton #sbstdf

https://t.co/BywyuI8t4N

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MAMILs: gotta shave my legs to be aero, it can mean a 7 sec difference over 45km

Quinn Simmons: hold my glorious mane

#couchpeloton #TDFF2025  @mwkeenan #SBSTDF @LidlTrek #TDF2025

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It’s that time again #couchpeloton #RVV25

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@SydneyFC Once again Ibini (1 goal in 10 starts and 776 minutes of game time) gets a run and Luchtmeijer (1 goal in 88 minutes of game time) sits on the bench.

This is why we’re last and I’m not bothering to go to the game tonight.

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@melsportslover @NPLNSW @SydneyFC She is my new fave player:
1. Shared (partial) surname
2. Played for Bulls (based with my club Northbridge)
3. Went to Model Farms HS (wife’s school)
4. Plays guitar like my son and I

[Wiz.\rd of Woy Woy @WizardofWoyWoy]

The #SydneyDerby summed up.

#WSWvSYD #SydneyIsSkyBlue #aleague

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When in Milan…

@BianchiOfficial @Bianchiclubaust #couchpeloton

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When you play against the @SydneyFC CEO in Men’s 045 in your own club derby and get your first win of the season 😀 #SydneyIsSkyBlue

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@sitdowninfront Twitter has gone to shit and fewer people use it, and the amount of crap it pushes to me between #couchpeloton tweets makes it hard work to separate signal from noise.

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“It’s definitely the highest mountain in terms of altitude”
And that’s why Cadel isn’t a commentator 😂
#couchpeloton

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Roses are red 🌹
The Queen Stage looks fine
Pog is my #trolltips
#fratl 12:29

#couchpeloton @sophoife @markrprior

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So when do we find out if SBS or any of the @LeTour infrastructure uses Crowdstrike? Could be hilarious/tragic. #couchpeloton

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Roses are red 🌹
That lake’s a rich blue 🔵
Wout is my #trolltips
#fratl 1:32

#couchpeloton @sophoife @markrprior

[Dan @Dan_M75]

Roses are red 🌹
Must choose between Yates 🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️
#trolltips can be Simon 👍🏻
#fratl 12:58s ⏰

#couchpeloton @sophoife @markrprior