Dan McCartney

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This ball flies a lot.

☄️ @B_Fernandes8

#MUFC || #FACup

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@SundayChants @brookscarl0

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@TonyAyton 😂😂

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@JeromeLucey @91AlexSmith @TonyAyton Sometimes even early or on time, doesn’t make a difference if you can’t get the service @adamkennedyscaffold

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@JeromeLucey @91AlexSmith @TonyAyton Getting bigger every week... #receding

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@TonyAyton I imagine that’s exactly how elegant I looked #inmydreams

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@TonyAyton I don’t like to mention it but..

[Sanch S. Sanchez @SanchSSanchez]

So, Donald, for £2,500. What kind of shop does a bull run through, in the popular saying used to highlight clumsiness and a lack of caution?

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@TonyAyton @AshBrown515 @BarneyPWatson @91AlexSmith Backheel Volley* 😏

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@piersmorgan @ProfKarolSikora 🤦‍♂️

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

"Be sensible... What do you want? A full handbook to tell you what to do?"

Plumber Ryan Price says the government guidance on returning to work is clear enough for the public.

[SmithsDisco @OliverSmith92]

Not sure what everyone's so confused about? Stay home. Work from home if you can. Be sensible. If you dont believe you should be doing something i.e. meeting friends / family then dont do it. It's hard for us all but bearable if it means saving lives.

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@pmaisfield Although I agree any sensible person would take a look around them and stay the fuck indoors anyway

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@pmaisfield I think you’re heavily overestimating the thought process of the average person here mate, can’t keep them off the beach when it’s enforceable

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

very good

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@FootbaII_HQ @TonyAyton @AshBrown515 @91AlexSmith new half time team talk

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@AshBrown515 @JeromeLucey @csweeney5 @BarneyPWatson @tandooritaylor @patricklynch95 @SeanDenham8 @lukeking89 @TonyAyton @bwato122 @mmmelf_ @psychoFTID @nanjomoon Why do you know one?

[Dan McCartney @Dan_McCartney]

@JeromeLucey @chrisfroome @AshBrown515 @TonyAyton @AlexXicoso This gets mentioned far more than the resemblance deserves... #doppelgänger

[Phil McNulty @philmcnulty]

Sterling hat-trick. Complete and utter bedlam. Spurs shell-shocked and Manchester City ecstatic.