Dan Nemeth

2023, baby!

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@DeadAcct8888888 Wait 10 years.

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I’m pixel perfect, baby.

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I tweet offline.
I use sticky notes.

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Fun fact: Gandhi was a fat kid.

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My cat was jealous at my dog so now I have a parrot.

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This autocorrect tweet just wrote itself.

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I only make fun of people who are not online so they can’t sue me.

Like that Buddha guy, for example?
I mean what’s the deal with that orange robe, am I right?!

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A bird is a bird.
Until it flies away.
Then it becomes the letter V.

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The good old Use Case #317.
Yep.
Why to have a chair on a tree.
Perfect.

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“Killing someone with a guitar string doesn’t make you a musician.”

Lao Tzu,
6th century BC

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Peanut butter is all fun & games until you meet a European.

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If I eat a lot of cake in my dreams will I gain weight in real life?

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@GraceRandolph

#BlackPanther

#TicketMontage

Just watched the movie on Thursday evening with @peining 🍿🎥😎🎬🤩✨

Full house in the city IMAX.
Sold out theater at @AMCTheatres AMC Metreon 16! 🤧💛😭

Greetings from San Francisco, CA. 🌉👋🤓

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@buddhatree Botox coke mix.

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@kurthendricks @buddhatree Haven’t talked to any since 1994, long story.

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@buddhatree Party pooper!

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@buddhatree That good?!

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New neighbors?

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Every time I think of you I stop thinking.

Zen love letter

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Samurai Elvis Jesus, but bigger