Dan

I DO NOT have a peanut allergy.

[Dan @Dan_S215]

Just won my first game on Fortnite!!

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Call her Robert the way she goes Downey on my Junior

[Truth Enforcer Caine @SESSCaine]

Me protecting my family from John Lennon

[Black Ditka @LostHebrew_Dre]

When you hit one of them
potholes exiting the freeway

[🪼 @CookemE_]

Rams vs eagles next week

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

*Loudly around Sydney Sweeney*

I actually think it was 7 million

[Kitch @PhillyKitch]

Marcus Epps meet and greet

[bestmane(its getting tough.) YIA @gr3atmane]

“HE MADE HER CUM AGAIN?!”

[Parker @Park3rC]

John Harbaugh still hasn't told Skattebo about Dart- they're hoping he doesn't notice like switching out your kid's goldfish when it dies

[Ched “The Vacuum” Holmgren @ChedHolmgren]

#thethirdplane

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

The one downside of trading for McCarthy is the Giants run the risk of Skattebo realizing he isn’t the same person as Dart which might cause him to reject and eat the young qb

[jeanne d’porc @honlarp]

jacking off checklist

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

“Quentin Johnston for Marvin Harrison Jr. straight up”

[Drake @Letterb0xed]

American hero and true patriot. God bless you. I’ll see you in Valhalla brother.

[tobi @ktobby_]

a mi abuelo le decian ratatouille porque la agarraba de los pelos a mi abuela para que cocine

[Joe Pezz🇵🇷🦅 @joepezz_]

Jayden Daniels

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

cinematic parallels

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

i dont have the energy to do anything anymore

[tasman @lildorothy_]

time to find out if the new guy at work likes the tickle monster