DannyBoi

Gamer.Programmer.Thinker.Goof

[Professor Richard Nattoo @djsinista1]

I am extremely happy to announce that I am a recipient of the 2026 Prince Claus Fund SEED Award!

[DannyBoi @Dan_Tzu]

@Sparkiebaby @Paulaanneja But Sparks, it sound like you had fun maaan ( Lol please nuh cuss me )

[DannyBoi @Dan_Tzu]

@CraftHilly

[Shan The Artist 👩‍🏫👩‍🎨🇯🇲 @shamanda19]

CAR STOLEN IN GREATER PORTMORE. 8WEST
WHITE HONDA GRACE 9600JR.
POLICE NOT HELPING.
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShanShine 💕 @guinepskin]

When people text me ‘hey’ with absolutely nothing behind it I get an overwhelming urge to respond sym

[Jelii🥀 @dontbejeliii]

The Worthy Park rum mix is not 5% alc./vol

[DannyBoi @Dan_Tzu]

@JKavJA Thats why its JUMP and WAVE

[DannyBoi @Dan_Tzu]

So if a person dancing on a service vehicle (Police car, etc.) damages said vehicle in the process, what happens?

[DannyBoi @Dan_Tzu]

@simonthewriter Jaaah know, never even know that, but hope that did get them inspired fi go hard either way

[DannyBoi @Dan_Tzu]

I swear to GAD if me see any Police pan e road tomorrow a gi people ticket me ago CRASH OUTTTTTTTTTTT

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Uncle. @uncle876]

btw unu a drink matcha but nah push the fever grass agenda. fever grass addi greatest tea bush inna the world.

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

We saw the wet tyres today

An emotional moment for all F1 fans

[DannyBoi @Dan_Tzu]

So when them seh purchase non-perishable items, how bread reach ina the conversation?

[DannyBoi @Dan_Tzu]

It's amazing how I can be upset when these dumb ass penalties get dealt out and equally as pissed when they are rescinded.

Because they shouldn't have happened in the first place.

[formularacers @formularacers_]

🚨 | BREAKING: The FIA have rescinded the penalty awarded to Carlos Sainz at the Dutch GP.

The two penalty points he received for the incident have been removed.

[formularacers @formularacers_]

🚨 | BREAKING: The FIA have rescinded the penalty awarded to Carlos Sainz at the Dutch GP.

The two penalty points he received for the incident have been removed.

[DannyBoi @Dan_Tzu]

@hanjru_ Nerp, stream down for me as well