Dan-Yill

I'm slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye.

[IGGY AZALEA @IGGYAZALEA]

“Ai will take over”

“Ai can do this. Ai can do that”

I still haven’t seen Ai walk a mile in Louboutins 🤷‍♀️💅

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

*me about an artist who has 20M music video views* - “I just think they’re so underrated

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

avril lavigne was right… what the hell

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

My cashier at Trader Joe’s accidentally chucked my tub of hummus on the floor and jokingly coined the term “hummus toss” and now I also want to throw hummus.

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

All I want is to breeze through life as blissfully unaware and effortlessly as Anna Faris in the Scary Movie franchise. 😔

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

Why are there 62,439 different kinds of Tide Pods?

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

That "everything's fine" meme with the dog sitting casually at a dinner table while the room is on fire has never made more sense to me in my entire life.

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

@Co27_Official I’ve never seen this warning in LA!

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

💔

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

apology accepted, trust gone

[🍒 @KICKNGUINDAFACE]

i hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[Kayleyyy🤪 @Kayleyyy_G]

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

When dogs carry their favorite toys with them out on walks in public. 🥺

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

@devishot This one is gonna go so hard in the clubs. 🕺🏼 *adds to library*

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

The lack of drive-thru car washes in Los Angeles is actually appalling.

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

I’m ready for the “quirky” trend of releasing albums with all lowercase song titles to be over.

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

Prepaid postage is so attractive. 😍

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

It’s funny that my phone doesn’t recognize my face when I’m stuffing it with a sandwich lol like I get it - I don’t recognize me either. 😕

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

I’m such a fkng inspiration.

[Dan-Yill @Dan_Yill]

Quite literally flew across the entire country to a second Starbucks that was ALSO out of breakfast sandwiches. 🤨