Moleman's Custard

Writer (ret'd): turned in one piece for NewsThump and ran out of inspiration.
he/him. One of these days I'll do something clever again.

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@JulesJester Will the opening arguments be published tonight?

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@TenHag_Regime @LFC Still time to delete this and not look a fool

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@HonestFootbaII @LFC @Darwinn99 Karma is a what now?

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@Iamedinpaul_ So, how long before you delete this?

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@OgronThe Bring him a potted Vervoid in case he gets lonely

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@GMB If you elect a clown don't be surprised if he brings the circus with him.

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@Peston Normal times ended when psychosocial manipulation was allowed to corrupt the integrity of our elections. About 2016 it was.

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@spectator

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@spectator Irony overload

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@lfcbias_0 @MirrorFootball Never go full Everton dude

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Donor - made with @get_starryai #aiart #digitalart #starryaifeatured https://t.co/W6j9ROWPSJ

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@Bascule_Rascule Lee, Herring and a curious orange

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@Herring1967 Back in the day I was about to go to work and was singing to myself the pop classic "I gotta little something for ya" when a 3 year old daughter who I didn't know was behind me trilled "what little something have you got for me Daddy?" Quick thinking was required...

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@The_Clive_Smart I thought you were against censorship 🤣

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@Niknaklady1 Hillsborough, Establishment, Managed decline - Google those for a start.

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@CarlyFletch @SkySportsPL What?

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TFW you realise you've watched the last Liz Shaw episode 😔

[David Conn @david_conn]

On this day 9 years ago, the Hillsborough Independent Panel report exposed the South Yorkshire police lies that sought to shift blame for the 1989 disaster from their own gross negligence onto the victims themselves.

It's remembered as "Truth Day."

1/8

https://t.co/QHy7NMM9L0

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@marios_tony

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@jonnymorris1973 I can't imagine the thrill of having actors like these bring your words and ideas to life.