Caught myself arranging my napping body across the cool pillows like a frail lady from the 1800s, in case my BF came in to check on me. Forgot I had a 102 fever & was wearing a pizza-printed sock as an eye mask. #feverdreams
One of my accounts garnered its first troll! I had to delete disparaging/abusive comments on 10 diff posts and block them! Does this mean I’ve made it?? #whodefinessuccess#trollsbegone
Guys HELP I’m in an uber pool that’s blasting a trashy garage remix of Hit Me Baby One More Time and I want to murder the driver but also don’t want to pay full price! #britneydeservesbetter
My cabbie is purposefully driving slowly so we can listen to the Cavs game. I’m mad, and it’s expensive, but I’m almost in agreement. #gocavs#ClevelandCavaliers#CLEvsGSW