dana said what?!

i ❤️ her sm

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shes at a harry styles concert rn

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SAME NIGHT she gives me gel… FOR MY EYEBALLS

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we’re outside of a restaurant waiting for our drinks and she looks up and says “it’s coming”

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she was talking about the full moon btw

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ice cream yum !!

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we’re talking about how malcom todd would look like naked
“i think it’s easy to imagine, like if i close my eyes i can picture him”

she closes her eyes

“there he is” (ꈍᴗꈍ)

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i don’t even sweat that much but i sweat boob

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we’re having breakfast
“have you seen your fyp?……
they’re coming…. 👀
2027…. mark ur calendar”

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post op lol

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boob job btw (pre op)

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“how-how now- sigh, it’s been a long day”

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last week

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im telling her how wombats poop is squared and she says

“… is it- is the hole a square?”👀

(they are not)

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after taking a bite of a sandwich

“i’m confused”

(she did not like it)

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talking about her car crash

“so wait i told you how i was pantless?”

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“the only way through… is out.

wait what’s that saying?”

(it was the only way out is through)

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“dare i say,, virgin?”

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having breakfast

so did you enjoy the sandwich? what would you give it from 1-5

“9.5… oh wait”

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“i feel like finn is kendall jenner and soup is kylie” (she’s talking about my cats)