there is no “Dana”, only Zuul

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

It absolutely checks out that #bringmethehorizon walked right past my aisle as I was hustling back to my seat with all my food 😫 #missedopportunities @ruoffmusicenter

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

@netflix Remember renting vhs’ from us. You could start it on time no problem… This is what we get.

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@CharlotteAlter @MadLib42 thread

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@ApresSki4 @atrupar @MadLib42

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@calebsaysthings @MadLib42

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@MadLib42 @NickAdamsinUSA Thank you for being my high school sweetheart and not subjugating me to a dating pool of these fuckers 😂

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@matthewshaer @MadLib42

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@branewyrms @MadLib42

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@MadLib42 @Popehat Disgusting

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@WUTangKids @Mz_Vazhnai

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@benphillips76 @MadLib42

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

@MadLib42 @HellgrenWJZ @wjz He’ll write in Regan again, I bet 😂

[Mona Charen @monacharen]

I feel deep shame on behalf of this country for what was done to Ruby Freeman and Shay Moss.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

He's a 10 but he bankrupted a city after running for mayor when he was 18

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

I’m just a nobody on the internet, but @ElissaWall if you ever see this, I need you to know you’re the bravest person on the planet #keepsweetprayandobey

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Unironically one of the most wholesome stories I’ve seen recently

[there is no “Dana”, only Zuul @DanaJoy10]

My PA friends I am BEGGING you, please don’t let doctor oz become a fucking senator

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

<checks notes>

I ACTUALLY LIVE IN PENNSYLVANIA!!!

Please consider rushing $10 to our campaign right now to help me beat New Jersey's Dr. Oz in November. https://t.co/ZnlOVPS0TS

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

There’s just nothing we can do

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

The Onion always gets it right

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

It’s the guns. Not the doors. Not video games. Not Godlessness. It is the guns. It’s the fucking guns. It’s the guns. The guns. The guns. For fuck’s sake, what are we doing?