Dana Alexandra

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

Not only did I never have a weird Barbie my mom would confiscate Barbie brushes and we were strictly not allowed to brush their hair.

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

Was at the gym and Fox News was on a tv and someone quoted Fitzgerald as having said behind every great man is a great woman. Tf

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

Reading @rebeccamakkai I have some questions for you and the repeated questions that the narrator is getting about who’s taking care of her kids is a great dig and aspect to this book that I just love

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

Isn't it strange that your first negative evaluation in 15+ years came just after you openly questioned my policies during a staff meeting? I mean, what a coincidence, right?

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

Imagine if @DoorDash did a year review

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

Passed two Tulare PD cops driving without lights on in this crazy dense fog. Tf is that about? Use your lights!

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

@hbomax Big brunch is so good because it’s not just a celebration of food but really it’s a celebration of people. Love all the contestants and judges ❤️

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

At our next faculty meeting, I'll be recognizing the great teachers on our campus. And when I say great teachers, I mean those who praise all of my initiatives and always tell me exactly what I want to hear.

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

This is the face I imagine @taylorswift13 makes when she writes a song with fuck in it. #Midnights

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

@silviamg Girl you’re on my best of list, does that count? Haha loved doctor Moreau

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

And this one is meant to look like a YouTube video. Note the comments from different characters. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

Had my students do RAFT writing from the POV of characters from the Pearl. This one’s based off a @kanyewest tweet #ela #writing

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

I was in line at target and I heard the lady behind me tell her kid, well I had a hard today because it was a fun day. I turned and talked to her cause man oh man trying to have fun as a teacher is awful when kids don’t appreciate or care #teachers

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

I was circulating, checking if students were done and ready to present slides and said to a group, ready? A student replied back Ya ready to leave. LOL

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

It’s weird how big the disparity between how good coconut water sounds to what it actually tastes like

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

Summer vacation wasn’t enough time this year to wash away all the awfulness that 2021-22 school year was. I think I’ll still be recovering for years to come, not to mention it’s totally altered what I think about education #teachertwitter

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

My kindle and my switch both need to be charged! 😬🤓 time to step away from the devices.

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

Need someone to check my mail and hide the dreaded welcome back letter until the day before I have to report back #teacher

[Dana Alexandra @DanaR2]

@10Ledezma1 Try the pringles one. Kids have to use a can of pringles to arrange them into a perfect circle. It’s kind of difficult but really fun too

[♡ ˚.*ೃ 𝒿𝑒𝓈 💕 @MewJes]

The real mystery of Stardew Valley is WHO is harassing Linus? He's got all this dialogue about how people trash his tent and throw rocks at him . . . SOMEONE in this valley needs their ass kicked and I am ready and able