Danaconda813

My Myers-Briggs is IDGAF.

200 Proof.

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

@MattWalshBlog Who is the leader of "antifa?"

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

@MattWalshBlog Weren't we asked to differentiate between Nazis and the other "very fine people" in Charlottesville?

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

'Tis but a flesh wound @ Scotch Plains, New Jersey https://t.co/hC6tDXAJiX

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

NJ has superior road signs @ Watchung, New Jersey https://t.co/50YORFjyKf

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Terrible advice @ Scotch Plains, New Jersey https://t.co/c7EP4AJMur

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Sir, you are a titty baby

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Blame the Democrats for any “lateness” in your Enhanced Unemployment Insurance. I wanted the money to be paid directly, they insisted it be paid by states for distribution. I told them this would happen, especially with many states which have old computers.

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

The Homie @allforgod_55

My Browns fan friends showed me a clip of Jedrick Wills dancing, and said their new tackle had the best dance skills in the draft. Care to prove them wrong?

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Really looking forward to my first chance ever to #BooTheCommish

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Hey @walterfootball do you think @TristanWirfs74 passes the Dave Gettleman HOG MOLLY test?

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Looking like this is going to be my NJ license photo @ Scotch Plains, New Jersey https://t.co/99GtcTJ3hD

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

@realDonaldTrump That's not a WIN you clown

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Stop bragging about the stock market. It only was able to go up that fast because of how fast it went down.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

This week, in only 4 days, we had the biggest Stock Market increase since 1974. We have a great chance for the really big bounce when the Invisible Enemy is gone!

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

What even is this?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3500, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Positive impact on the environment! Foolish executives!

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Please shut the fuck up and do your job, thanks. #Crybabyinchief

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So much of the Lamestream Media is writing and broadcasting stories with facts that are made up and knowingly wrong. They are doing it by quoting unnamed sources that simply do not exist. These are very dangerous & corrupt people, who will do anything to win. NAME YOUR SOURCES!

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Happy birthday Carms!

Me and Taco miss you

[Carmin @SandyCarmin]

I’ve had birthday sex 7 times today... I’m single and quarantining alone #HappyBirthdayToMe

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

@stevesargent10 @ShaziaJ3 @realDonaldTrump He gets "accused" of profiting from his golf trips because he actually does. Dummy.

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

What a piece of shit this guy is

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

This is really great news! I am so happy I can barely speak. He may have been a terrible presidential candidate and an even worse U.S. Senator, but he is a RINO, and I like him a lot!

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Dear @GalvinSeriously

Is there a way for me to download or play that Cake Coronavirus Cover you did?

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

Do your civic duty, Florida @ Wesley Chapel, Florida https://t.co/3CG1dA85k1

[Danaconda813 @Danaconda813]

I wonder why congressional embarrassment Matt Gaetz wasn't wearing his mask like he was in the house floor?

Maybe he was saving it for his next "weekly visit" to Walter Reed?

[Former Congressman Matt Gaetz @FmrRepMattGaetz]

Congressman Gaetz was informed today that he came into contact with a CPAC attendee 11 days ago who tested positive for COVID-19.