Danae Bird

Human, made of the same stuff stars are made of.

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@fesshole It's spelt "thief"

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@armoured_fse @vitazaloksne @marlene4719 Please explain how Ukraine "poked" Russia

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@anon_opin Stinky?

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@fesshole You know you're old when you make the noises you used to make during sex just getting off the sofa

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@anon_opin Just paint the patches a different colour!!

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@anon_opin And when you don't have the metal to make knives, forks and spoons?.......

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@AlexMur22816699 @fesshole And have just lost your anonymity!

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@fesshole Have you tried it with Easter Eggs!

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@fesshole Just send an email back saying "can you elaborate?" To panic them

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@NoContextBrits I think that's already been tried......

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@anon_opin If its "full" shouldn't people stop having lots of children?

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@fesshole An interesting fact about mini eggs- if you put all the mini eggs made in a year....I could eat them all!

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@EtheridgeFiona @anna_bobs That's Yodel for you!

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@anon_opin I thought you meant with rope.....not easier!!

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@anon_opin Choose your weapon
Sarcasm
Oooooh!

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@Snooze_Hound @anon_opin If they turn them into two flats aren't they increasing the housing stock?

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@fesshole Guys, be pleased they're not a proctolofist (sic!)

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@PamelaW31260390 @fesshole Thank you! My faith in phlebotomists is restored!

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@MrRoyC @anon_opin I used to call my husband "Bub" until he saw a programme where the British Army referred to the Falkland Islanders as "Bubs" - Bloody ungrateful Bastards!

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@anon_opin My husband refers to me as "domestic command"