Dana Whitelaw

Just being sassy

[Dana Whitelaw @Danajustsaid]

Still living for the time in eight grade when a teacher told me to sit in the floor and my bougie juicy couture wearing self told her that I wouldn’t because I wasn’t raised in a barn. I got sent to in school suspension for it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Dana Whitelaw @Danajustsaid]

@JJeffreys13 Just want to point out how much your son and I have in common

[Dana Whitelaw @Danajustsaid]

@erastourticketz This is my first and only concert 😭😭😭 everytime I’ve tried to go I’ve had a school conflict or it was just too much. I’m in Buffalo and it’s so close to me

[Craig Chamberlin @CraigChamberlin]

@nicksortor I don’t know about everyone else, but I could really go for some mean tweets and no new terrorist attacks right about now.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

MAGA Logic:
-Abortion: Ban it
-Marijuana: Ban it
-Drag shows: Ban it
-Immigration: Ban it
-Public Schools: Ban it
-Dialogue on racism: Ban it
-Books by Black or LGBTQ authors: Ban it
-Guns: BANS DON’T WORK YOU SNOWFLAKES
#Lewiston

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

In the middle of an international crisis

There is no Speaker of the House — because of Republicans.

There is no confirmed head of the Navy — because of Republicans.

There is no confirmed head of the Air Force — because of Republicans.

MAGA makes America weaker. Disgusting.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

You can get standing room only tickets for the Formula 1 Las Vegas Grand Prix for just $519,035 each, if you act fast. #F1 (h/t @BlakeLarsen21)

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
no, the email lady did not contest her election. she conceded after 24 hours. then she fucked off and went home.
Al Gore challenged his election in court, and after he lost, he conceded. and then he fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump refused to concede, and whined and plotted and begged and bullied and conspired with his ace team of parking garage lawyers and eventually sent a mob of armed dipshits to the Capitol to disrupt the certification so he could cling to power.
all because he's a big fucking dirty-diaper baby who couldn't face being a loser.
and now he's fucked and all the lying the world isn't going to change one thing

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

😂 😂 😂

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

You cannot worship the child in the manger while drowning the child at the border.

[The Buffalo News @TheBuffaloNews]

All students in all schools in the Kenmore-Town of Tonawanda School District will receive free breakfast and lunch next school year.
https://t.co/GjMp7OHbIg

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

This is basically Vegas in one photo 😂

[Dana Whitelaw @Danajustsaid]

@DavidBegnaud @Hertz Never renting hertz again

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school.
I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history.
I’m not worried that they’re going to be “groomed” to become furries and to make their pees pees in litter boxes.
Those things aren’t real.
Wanna know what is real?
My worry that they’re going to get shot. That someone with an AR-15 is going to go into their school and shoot them.
So, while the same gun fetishizing, AR-15 lapel pin wearing, locked and loaded family Christmas card posing Republicans fear monger & manufacture crises under the guise of “parents rights”, I say this:
It is my right as a parent to send my kids to school without worrying that they will get shot.
It ain’t the drag queens, the African American history, the books with two moms or two seahorse dads which threaten our kids.
It’s the fucking guns.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I don’t know which has more trouble achieving liftoff, a SpaceX rocket, or the Ron DeSantis presidential campaign

[John Stempin @johnstempinnpr]

Buffalo in 9 months:

Supermarket massacre in May. 10 murdered.

Nov. snowstorm sets record, 75 inches. At least 2 dead.

Dec. snowstorm. More than 3 dozen dead.

Bills player Damar Hamlin collapses during game.

My Buffalo peeps have absorbed a lot. Keep them in your heart.

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

Thank you @elonmusk for reinstating your friend Andrew Tate

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Dana Whitelaw @Danajustsaid]

@jnqueee A beta fish and it’s starter kit.