Daniel Armstrong

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴🔵 Crystal Palace complete Jørgen Strand-Larsen deal from Wolves for £47m package for the striker.

#CPFC decide to proceed even after Jean Philippe Mateta didn’t join AC Milan. 🇳🇴

[george @StokeyyG2]

The day this man retires from management will be a sad day for football…

[Ryan Hudson @13RyanHudson]

We got a second get off the metro before GTA 6

[Jordan Pickford @JPickford1]

Spain are getting battered #lesson

[AM🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @alexmarshy21]

Gareth southgate would install a dashcam on the dodgems

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

😂

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find jay Slater he is on holiday in Tenerife and has gone missing please call 116 000 with any information

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The moment parrot stops before drop got me laugh so hard 😂

[GrandAuldTeam 💚 @Celtic67Champs]

If you were as bad at your job as Eni Aluko is you’d be sacked on the spot🤷‍♀️.And no it’s not because she’s female or her colour it’s just a fact. She’s terrible.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Don't bring a knife to a wheelie bin fight.

[Charlie @pickz_00]

Harry Kane on the AUX

[Kal @Kalimtherover]

I know a hair of the dog pint when I see one. Going down like cement.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Grealish and Maddison in Ocean beach toilets at 2pm tomorrow

[RM @rhysmurphy77]

Luke littler could throw 3 darts up a flys arse

[Sam‼️ @SJA_10z]

You can’t tell me this isn’t a South Park character 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[. @MUFC_ML99]

Sure he’s gonna see it from there might aswell be in Brighton with the sign 👍👍👍👍

[reececlovis @4788rc]

6 and a half years and that’s walkin back on our streets are you mad how can a justice system work like this ? They need killing or locking away for the rest of ther lifes wa a shambolic country we have need to take a page out of Thailand or Dubai’s book with sentencing

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

This is the kinda thing that looks and sounds easy but will have you in all sorts of trouble. Would like to give it a go

[Liam A @l4anders226]

Looks like he’s done a runner from the barbers

[Paddy Kenny @paddykenny17]

Good night everyone 🙌🏻 I’m just gonna leave this one with you all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣