Dana Nessel’s Flask

Dana’s little helper. Putting a drag queen in every school, one shot of Jameson at a time! Parody account.

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

So glad we have this little cheat sheet! #GroomerGeneral #Drinks #BloodyMary #PureMichigan #mipol #migop #Elections2022 #ET #ElectionTwitter

[Chris Long - Mr. Reality @chrislong_mi]

SPEAKING TRUTH IS TABOO????

For some reason, speaking the truth within the party has once again become taboo.

How does that even happen?
Because truth was never actually the objective. It was branding. It was a slogan people could wear when it benefited them. “Transparency.” “Accountability.” “Truth.” Those words get thrown around constantly, but the moment they are applied in a way that is uncomfortable or inconvenient, they get rejected immediately.

The reality is simple. Most people do not want truth. They want AFFIRMATION. They want VALIDATION. They want their BELIEFS REINFORCED. They want their candidate protected. They want to feel like they are on the right side of something without having to confront whether that something can actually win.

The moment truth challenges that comfort, the reaction is predictable. The truth-teller becomes the enemy. Suddenly it is not about whether the information is correct. It becomes about TONE. It becomes about FEELINGS. It becomes about LOYALTY. It becomes about who you are “hurting.”

That is NOT accountability. That is emotional gatekeeping.

Let’s get back to first principles.
The purpose of a political party is NOT to make people feel good. It is NOT to provide a platform for everyone to express themselves. It is NOT to reward effort, passion, or ideological purity.

The purpose of a political party is to win elections in November.

Everything else is secondary.

So if that is the mission, then every decision we make should be evaluated against that mission. Not whether it feels fair. Not whether it satisfies a faction. Not whether it protects egos.

One question only. Does this help us win in November?
And if the answer is NO, then it needs to be reconsidered.

That means we have to be honest about the primary. Because the primary determines the nominee. And the nominee determines whether we win or lose in November.

This is where people get uncomfortable.

NOT every candidate has a path to victory. NOT every campaign is viable. NOT every message breaks through. NOT every operation is capable of SCALING.
That is NOT an insult. That is REALITY.

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[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

What’d I miss?

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

Get em out!

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Christian protestors are being SURROUNDED by Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan, who are screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR”

We NEVER should’ve allowed it to get to this point.

SEND THEM BACK!

[AKA - White Light. @Wdr368150492872]

This FASCIST Antifa piece of shit in Dearborn Michigan, pepper sprayed Cam Higby in his eyes . Then proceeded to steal Cam's property and money.

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

@BronzedByBetsy @MeshawnMaddock @WarlordDilley @reannadilley @POTUS Fuck you.

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

@CraigDMauger Trump should open the mental institutions just to put her in one.

[Mike Cox 2026 @Mike_Cox]

It’s clear. By every metric, there are two Republican frontrunners in the race for Governor in Michigan.

The difference between myself and Job Jumping John James couldn’t be more clear.

After President Trump announced he was running again in 2024, @JohnJamesMI called him “unfit to lead” while I Ieaned into the fight to defend President Trump’s win in Michigan.

He’s blown two statewide elections against the Democrats, and I’ve delivered twice as the Republican nominee for statewide office.

[Dee C @deannamcraig]

@harryjsisson

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

Anyone but John James

[🇺🇸CHRIS🇺🇸 @buddydawg77]

@MAGAVoice 👇

[Ⓙⓔⓡⓔⓜⓨ @AR27iselite]

@rawsalerts

[Donnie Detroit @DonnieDetroit19]

If he won’t debate, I’m not a John James supporter. Trump asked him not to run so we didn’t lose a house seat. He’s running anyway. He’s lost two Statewide elections. He trashed Trump until he needed him to win. He’s now hiding so people don’t see who he really is. Michigan deserves better.

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

Odds are high she was.

[Donnie Detroit @DonnieDetroit19]

@dananessel Maybe you should focus on improving the lives of Michigan's taxpayers instead of wasting our tax dollars on frivolous lawsuits that you have no chance to win. Consumers energy raised rates again, did you hear that or were you drunk again that day?

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

The Flask agrees.

[Donnie Detroit @DonnieDetroit19]

There’s nothing I’d like to see more than Dana Nessel going to jail, unless it was Whitmer and Benson.

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

@Kelly31113 @CraigDMauger @DaveBondyTV Why would he be? He’s not a declared candidate for governor.

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

In Michigan, we have a drunk for our attorney general. #DumpDrunkDana

[Dana Nessel @dananessel]

In America, we have no kings. #NoKings

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

@royalpratt Play stupid games…

[Dana Nessel’s Flask @DanasFlask]

Will @JohnJamesMI actually show up this time? Odds are low…

[Jim Runestad @RunWithRunestad]

Save the dates for this exciting opportunity to hear directly—unvarnished and straightforward—from the Republican candidates for Governor in Michigan’s primary!

https://t.co/r1KtFpWZUl