danathan veint

A riddle wrapped in an enigma rolled into a burrito

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I always thought Keanu’s character in The Matrix was called Neil

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Tobasco sauce tastes different when you first open it. Fresh Tobasco.

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Imagine if the show was Sabrina the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

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“Powerade has the best nozzle!”
*He shouts into the void

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Lil Kim is only 4 subway sanwhiches long

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@ashcajones how’s ya wife?

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In the future they will graft humans to dolphins

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Every day I lose 100 lighters and every day I gain 100 lighters.

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@pansyinchains @asIiceofhistory Wow. Trigger warning: Goblims 🧌
Please be more sensitive in future. #tremblin #uwu #shivermetimbers!

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You never see gorgonzola anymore..

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Someone just asked if I have ever spilled yoghurt in my bag and I nodded so hard I hurt my neck

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I need to win the lottery so I can start livin lá vida loca 😤

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@hexinghope Thanks for choking me

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@neatneatnoise you asked zozo to come out of the monopoly board

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@neatneatnoise Kind of!? Showering.. Is my favorite.. Passtime.
- My new place has 👌👌energy.
But also just know it's also with my crystals and oil burner and other balancing things so it shouldn't be too bad.

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@neatneatnoise Are you saying this because it's been at my house and you think I'm dirty?

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i watched a woman swallow a whole block of butter on youtube today - in one go. #goals

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@HyperBeard Can you buy these?????

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@neatneatnoise and I are going to do a live action remake of Ratatouille - we'll call it Mouskettis.🐭🍝