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Reboot the fucker

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The best thing about returning to an alt account created and abandoned ages ago is finding that it was hacked and has followed nothing but porn actresses in the interim.

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire.

I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern.

Love,

David

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I'd rather a cat be president than either of these arseholes.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I don’t know what you did last night, but I spent 90 minutes debating a guy with the morals of an alley cat.

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@MaryKoCo Meth Lab for Snoopy

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@dandouglas Now there is a man who has definitely had The Squits.

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@antibloom Yeah, same. Bounced pretty hard off the follow up. Like a lot of her solo stuff though

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@antibloom Love this album. Amanaemonesia is the highlight for me.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

They Paved Paradise… What They Did Next Will SHOCK you

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A man of taste.

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Good morning

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At some point in the last ten years, a WB executive who has never touched a video game said "those Batman Arkham games are great, any way we can make them more like Fortnite?". And here we are.

[IGN @IGN]

With Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League launching on January 30, here's 26 minutes of gameplay.

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#Duolingo365

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@antibloom I remember having to study Kiss of the Spiderwoman in high school. Bounced off the book pretty hard but at the end of the course they showed the film, and he was fucking brilliant. Made me appreciate the source material more.

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The female Jordan Peterson

[Tommy Pearson @tommyrpearson]

Total and utter bollocks from Caitlin Moran.

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It's always the same fucking people. WFH works. Fuck off.

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

It’s time to admit that Remote Work doesn’t work. WFH Friday is a 4 day work week. Full WFH is a 2 day work week. Every interaction has to be scheduled, which means a lot of information-sharing doesn’t happen. Remote is a great lifestyle, not a way to build a great company.

[three steaks pam @alexandrakuri]

what this? it’s just an article from the year 2000 about suella fernandes, president of the cambridge university conservative association, who was accused of vote rigging and responded with a reassuring “you can’t prove anything”

[Johnny Marr @Johnny_Marr]

It is with deep sadness that we announce the passing of Andy Rourke after a lengthy illness with pancreatic cancer.
Andy will be remembered as a kind and beautiful soul by those who knew him and as a supremely gifted musician by music fans. 
We request privacy at this sad time

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

What's the secret to the perfect #Eurovision song? On The Culture Show in 2007, The Divine Comedy’s Neil Hannon revealed four essential ingredients and performed his own Euro-style creation, Trafalgar. Cue key change!

[It's Back Now @Danbot2point0]

Whether it be the ones the protesters get to the face, or the ones these lot love to lick, everyone gets a taste of boot come coronation day.

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Our tolerance for any disruption, whether through protest or otherwise, will be low.

We will deal robustly with anyone intent on undermining this celebration.

🧵🔽

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Naked fascism

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@zebrabetically If this opens anywhere here I'd be keen to go.

[A24 @A24]

If the suit still fits… This year, we’re bringing Jonathan Demme’s groundbreaking 1984 Talking Heads concert film STOP MAKING SENSE (newly remastered in 4K!) back to theaters worldwide. #StopMakingSense2023