Pens Outside Scoop

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@SethRorabaugh @DKPghSports Congrats, Seth! And less than a week until the preseason. Game On!

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@albyox Absolutely!

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Malkin turns 30 on July 31st. @albyox tells us on Fox 53 news he's signed thru 2122, which makes Geno a spry 136 at end of his contact. 🐧

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Wonder what kind of surgery is needed if Kevin Porter breaks an "angle"? Is that acute? Part of the isosceles bone? https://t.co/AcTPxPEcQ4

[Seth Rorabaugh @SethRorabaugh]

A round-up of info from the Penguins' exit interviews on Malkin, the goalies, Cullen & more: https://t.co/ZxkEQFxYck

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@JoshYohe_PGH 🎵 "...does whatever a Penguin can" 🎶

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In case any Pens fan EVER needs clarification on who Paul friggin Coffey is. #MrsObvious https://t.co/Ke5bUS6FIJ

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Paul Coffey, who won the Cup with #Pens in 1991, is in the building. Was just shown on the videoboard displaying his ring. Love it. -MC

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Pens pre and postgame be like: https://t.co/atsgPRSO30

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@The_Freestylers Greatest ever? Who's name is on trophy awarded to the NHL leading goal-scorer? THATs greatest ever. Then Gretsky & Lemieux

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Kasan is the King of Cliches...but "Chink in the Wrench" is so asinine, there's no way to respond.

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#Since1975

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The Hatty from Patty!

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Dr Kasan busting out some medical knowledge on us. Recalling Pens Stanley Cup win 2009. His "hormones & cortisone" (same thing) going wild.

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Pens players sleeping on the train from DC to Philly. Compelling, eye-opening (closing), inside scoop. Considering athletes never sleep. 😉😉

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Because baked goods for the media gives insight to...press box sugar rush? Who's had "Phaneuf" of this absurdity? https://t.co/sknYoSMbK7

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I see ya #Sens press box. Well done. Who is volunteering to bake some #Pens cookies for next home game? -SK

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Talking about Tape Ball and badmouthing the opponents' arena location. Because inside jokes are what's truly inside the scoop.

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We just got schooled on how to tweet all like nonsensical. Add to that a head-scratcher of a hashtag. https://t.co/kNfLXny8HD

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No assist awarded to Berube. Meanwhile, #Pens break Cole out of the box by baking a cake with a rock hammer in it to tunnel out #Rita -SK

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Giggle, giggle, giggle. I can't remember the guys on the team's 2nd line. The same team that I hang around practically every...single...day!

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It's precious when co-hosts bat eyelashes at each other to open a segment. Provides such importance and legitimacy to an NHL network pregame

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When you're on-site at the game, with a direct look at the scoreboard, and you can't tweet the correct end of period SOG. #Klooless -GT

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Because Iceburgh in a tux and people dressed in flapper costumes is crucial pregame info in a tight NHL playoff race -GT