Iโll never understand why people say best wishes when they KNOW they couldnโt care any less about someone. Noโฆ.I donโt do fake. Iโm real! ๐๐๐๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
You hoes who go to a public bathroom and leave without FLUSHING need to go to hell. Toilet works just fineโฆyou just triflin af! ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
Im at my friends job. Her male coworker came in and brought her tampons. ๐ฅน He brought Regulars. ๐ She said โwhat am I supposed to do with these!??? ๐คจโ He said โStick two up there, idk!??๐โ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Heโs going to Maldives and said I should come. No, no sir. Iโm going to fall in love. Iโm on my flight to Houston really rethinking my whole life. ๐ฅน๐๐
My favorite part about airports are the bars. I swear I meet the coolest people at the airport. Just got lit at my gate with a guy who owns a hotel in Japan. Like HUH!??? lol
Iโm tryna buy his drinks n stuff bc he was just so cool. Went to the bathroom came back and he paid my whole tab. Now he talkin bout when am I coming to Japan. Ummmmm now. ๐ฅฒlol