Dan Chapman

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

@theboredgoats Sheep

[Kane @KaneUTB14]

Can’t believe @EASPORTSFIFA took @aguerosergiokun straight out of Fifa22 when he retired due to his heart condition, but a dirty little abusive rapist like @masongreenwood is still on the game. Come on sort it out and get him off the game. He is NOT a roll model for our children.

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

Can’t fucking wait for No Way Home eh

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

@HarryC15_ Yea same

[𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖍 ☾ @b1ggoth]

what the light switch sees when I’m carrying too many things and have to headbutt it

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

I can’t fucking wait for Ronaldo to score eh! 🐐

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

@C_Gibson01 What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

@C_Gibson01 YES

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

Just sat waiting to cry at Messi’s press conference

[toxic king @toxicking]

I love saying “why would i lie” when I’m lying

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

Someone come make me a brecky pls…fanx.

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

fucking draining pretending to be ok all the time

[M @m2palmer]

u know you had a heavy weekend when your banks asking if your own transactions are fraud

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

If my Instagram says ‘try again later’ ONE more time 😡😡😡

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

My legs hurt from bouncing about at #beachjam

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

BRB if you need me I’ll be in a holeee on Redcar beach 🙃

[Max @MaxDexter99]

I’m such a slut for ice lollies

[toxic king @toxicking]

Once i start liking you i have to ghost you

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

Honestly can’t sleep, at this rate ima see McGregor and England win all in a oner!🦁🦁🦁

[Dan Chapman @Danchap101]

@dele_official @TrentAA Keep🔥