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@J0n_12 I’d seriously hope not

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@notryanishimm @aurexx_x @jalenreagors Him and gonzo are about equal objectively

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@aphillip712 @chippy7476 @MoMohler Holy shit that’s hilarious

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@MyPhilliesHat Skubal sucked for 2 years, has happened to plenty of guys

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@johnbeaver8 @JohnStolnis That’s a season avg, he avg 97.4 today and has averaged 97+ his last 4 starts one of which he averaged 97.8

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@NFL_DovKleiman Lane Johnson is a first ballot hofer holy casual

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@johnbeaver8 @JohnStolnis He averages 97-98

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@hoodieDubzyy Holy casual

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@Laurentdalmeida @BigErn686 @_k_pn Ok 😂

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@illpill96 Braindead take

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@BigErn686 @_k_pn Never said it wasn’t silly just responding to the hypothetical

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@Laurentdalmeida @BigErn686 @_k_pn Sure

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@RoadToSix Ironic considering dak hides in the corner when the playoffs start

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@BigErn686 @_k_pn Not saying your wrong but it’s not an easy decision for a rental when starting pitching isn’t our teams problem anyway, if it was for say buxton that’s another story

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@CoreyB08 The only people that ever said that were trying to bait you

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@SnavelyCody6 In a straight line*

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@BigErn686 @_k_pn Painter is under contract till at least 2031 and making minimal money, skubal is a free agent in 4 months

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@_k_pn Bats should definitely be the priority but I’d would still prefer someone with control to move painter

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@notgaetti 100