Samantha

Sam I am. Just constantly thinking about the happy times when we all had razr phones…

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

what the fuck america what the actual fuck??

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

wait I missed a chapter of the internet why is there hippos everywhere omfg

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

This week felt different but I fw it!

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

Is this fucking place better now?

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

Wait likes are private now? not like I care but imagining all the freaky shit people are going to like now

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

Texas what’s up my dude

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

How the fuck every time I pop on here I just see guys (of course) with shitty “hot takes” all over my feed???

[Disney Animation Promos @DisneyAPromos]

Riley and a new character in ‘INSIDE OUT 2’

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

I don’t even fucking know what’s going on with the internet anymore. Like do chats room still exists?

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

wtf is grok and why you all up on my face on here damn it twitter

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

I know some of you crazy fuckers already have your christmas trees up in early november! I’m right huh?

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

I gone and watched too many weird videos today. Can we stop the internet now?

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

never been to comic con but always wonder if it smells bad when people go??

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

Myspace would have never charged us to use the site… Tom was a real one!

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

Seeing the X logo is so cringe omfg

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

Just like everyone else if we ignore the problem long enough it won’t be our fucking problem anymore. We pass it on to someone else! #lifehack

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

all these fucking checkmarks are just commenting on anything and everything without any relevance to the matter…

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

fucking hell I just saw the X logo… guess bye twitter 😭

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

Fuck no I’m not calling this place X

[Samantha @Dancing_Cookie]

Oh fuck what twitter is gonna be no more? The fuck is X? Are people gonna be X’ers? Posted an X? This name change makes no sense but fuck it lol