Dancing Gove

Pictures of Michael Gove MP busting shapes in vaguely topical locales. In no way endorses the actions,opinions or continued existence of the actual Michael Gove

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Just in case anyone is researching them looking for an opinion - then here is one:

Pinnacle Property Management are fucking useless. Don't touch them with a shitty stick.

Hope this helps.

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Conspiracy theorists be like:

#conspiracytheory #elonmusk #chemtrails #vaccines #antivaxx #Vaxx #conspiracy

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Happy Sunday.

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Doesn't really sound so much like 'locker-room talk' anymore, does it?....

#maga #trump #TrumpPedoFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #TRUMPISAPEDO #Trumpflation #EpsteinClientList #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinCoverup #Epstein #EpsteinList

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Here is a comic strip I made using AI about Michael Gove cooking his lunch:

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Available now. £10 in the UK, or £11 for Americans.

DM for details.

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I joined the Venture Scouts last week.

I have already been awarded my 'wanker' badge.

Winning.

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Donald Trump celebrates his election success on stage with a supporter and his son Barron.

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Pensioners : [Vote for Brexit]

Brexit: [Fucks the economy]

Country with fucked economy: [Cuts pensioner benefits]

Pensioners: "Waaah! Waah! Look - it is the CONCEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS!"

Yeah...

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Fixed it.

#EnoughIsEnough #RiotsUK #RiotsUK #twatssmashinguptheirowntowns #faragesriots

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Spike in new claimants reported at job centres all over the country on Monday morning.

#GeneralElection2024 #reesmogg #jacobreesmogg #pennymordaunt #ToriesAreOut #LizTruss #ElectionResults

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In a late change of plan, Lib Dem leader Ed Davey is invited to take part in the final leaders' debate with Starmer and Sunak.

#GeneralElection2024 #Election2024 #starmer #sunak #RishiDidThat #ToriesOut726 #EdDavey

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Senior Conservatives assure voters that no Tories profited from betting on the Election date.

#Conservativeparty #Tories #sunak #rishi #rishisunak #generalelection #Election2024 #generalelection2024    #betting #electionbetting #gamblingcomission #gtto

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The soon-to-be ex PM's impoverished past revealed.

#rishi #RishiLyingAgain #rishisunak #sunak #skytv

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If his plans are so awesome, then why are you running from the hills, Mikey boy?

[Michael Gove @michaelgove]

Because he has no case against Rishi - and no plan for the future

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The question:

"People of my generation can't afford to buy a house. What are you going to do?"

Sunak: "I'm going to make you spend a couple of years on basic wage whilst learning to polish a bayonet and make a camp bed all nice"

Fuck me...

#ITVDEBATE #Sunak #sunakvsstarmer

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Does anyone else remember when Sunak was the Chancellor and living on Downing Street, but was also legally residing in the US to get out of paying his tax? And his billionaire wife was paying none?

Feels like nobody talks about that enough....

#itvdebate #sunak #sunakvsstarmer

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@TerryTwoHoovers 😂🤣😂

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If the girl who threw the milkshake turns out to be Emily Hewertson, the girlfriend of the Reform Party Press Secretary, then all of the boggle-eyed right wingers will still insist that she gets a life sentence, right?

Right?...

#emilyhewertson #reform #reformparty #farage