D&D_Quotes

Funny quotes from around our Dungeons and Dragons table. Tag us and we will RT your quotes too! #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

[D&D_Quotes @DandDQuote]

Druid: I bend over and use my boobs to convince them.
DM: Roll persuasion.
*Druid rolls 5*
DM: Roll with advantage.
Druid: Why?
DM: One for each boob.
#dungeonsanddragons @CriticalRole @DnDBeyond #DnD

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

Is your table more or less #chaotic then a room of monkeys?? 🤣 #dnd #dnd5e #youtubeshorts #ttrpg #rpg #dungeonsanddragons

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[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

Do your players argue for sneak attack with hilarious reasoning?? #DnD #DnD5e #DungeonsAndDragons #TerribleActing #Sorry

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[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

The Useless Item of the Week from Ep. 05!

This item allows you to make friends with strangers, much like IRL with a pint glass! 🍺

#DnD #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons

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[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

High armor class can be scary, but everything has a weak spot *coughINTSAVEcough* 🤣 #DnD #DnD5e #DungeonsAndDragons #YouTubeShorts #TwitchStreamer

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[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

If Twitter does go down like the Titanic, it's been nice knowing the #TTRPGfamily here!🙋🏻‍♂️

If you want to connect w/us outside of Twitter, you can follow us on our other channels, everywhere as @HopsAndDragons

All our links👇🏻
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#DnD #TTRPG #TTRPGsolidarity

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

Don't forget, we're doing a @kudoboard again for our anniversary stream this year! If you haven't yet, drop by and leave a comment, GIF, photo, clip, or favourite memory from the last year of H&D! 🍻🐉

https://t.co/lIqfixV5Br

#DnD #TTRPG #TwitchStreamer #Kudoboard

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

💌 You're invited.
🥳 To our 2nd Anniversary stream.
📅 Tomorrow, Thurs, Sept 1st, at 6pm ET.

We're back, baby!

📺 https://t.co/0uCUrO23ou

#DnD #TTRPG #Anniversary #Twitch

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

We have some huge news... We are happy to announce that Hops & Dragons is returning to your Thursday nights! And just in time to celebrate our 2 year anniversary as well! 🍻🥳

See you Thurs, Sept 1st, 2022 at 6pm ET!

Kudoboard: https://t.co/lIqfixV5Br

#DnD #TTRPG #Anniversary

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

11. Definitely 11.

#DnD #DnD5e #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG #NationalDogDay

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

Paul is live for a short stream to say goodbye. Come join him and have a beer before he leaves! 🍻

📺 https://t.co/0uCUrO23ou

#DnD #TTRPG #CubaBound #Vacation #Twitch #TwitchStreamer

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

It's time for Paul's bday stream tonight!🎉

- 7-8pm ET: @DM_Shanks of @topdowntabletop
- 8-9pm ET: @PleasantMuse of @CarefulCantrip
- 9-10pm ET: @gamers_move of @TheGrouchCouch2

Come hang out, raise a glass, & celebrate another trip around the sun! 🍻

#DnD #TTRPG #Birthday

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

🚨 IMPORTANT D&D INFO 🚨

Export your character sheets as PDFs before the changeover on May 18th!

Thanks @DnDwMe for pointing this out to us and sharing in our Discord!

#DnD #DnD5e #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG #WotC #ddbeyond

[CarefulCantrip @CarefulCantrip]

A war wages outside. A fallen companion returned. The fate of the realm is at stake. Join our heroes for the final battle and epic conclusion. The story of the Wards of Defiance concludes. 🧙
https://t.co/j12hs3OCiQ

#dnd #dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #actualplay #rpg

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

We're going over all the news from @Wizards_DnD's D&D Direct today, live right now! Grab a pint and come hang out!

#DnD #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons #DnDDirect

https://t.co/0uCUrO23ou

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

Hops & Dragons: Episode 42 is live! 🔴
Big News from @Wizards_DnD's D&D Direct, Pretty Brooch, and CR Battle! 🍻🐉

Join us gettin' silly while we talk D&D!

📺 https://t.co/0uCUrO23ou

#DnD #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

@Wizards_DnD Space Pirate time!!!! 🎉🏴‍☠️

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

Random Encounters Ep26 is LIVE!🔴
Tonight's guest is Fishie of @TheGrouchCouch2 and we're talking cosplay, improv, and sobriety in D&D.🍻🐉

📺 https://t.co/0uCUrO23ou

#DnD #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

Tonight's Random Encounters guest is Fishie of @TheGrouchCouch2 & we're talking about cosplay, improv, and sobriety - yes, being sober! 🍻🐉

📺 6pm at https://t.co/nEMb5boHqg

#DnD #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

Phasmo time with @gamers_move! 🔦👻

📺 https://t.co/0uCUrO23ou

#phasmo #phasmogame #phasmophobia #horror #gamer

[Hops & Dragons 🍻🐉 @HopsAndDragons]

Two hemispheres collide as @PaulDurdle joins @AJWintersVO for an episode of D&D Chats and Worldbuilding over on @winterstalesco Twitch channel! You'll remember AJ as a guest on Random Encounters, Ep 21.

📺 https://t.co/xYJOIPoxIK

#DnD #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons #WorldBuilding