@dabdyred DO I LOOK JUST ANY ORDINARY SALTY SHRIMP TO YE OR SOMETHIN’??????!3??3))56 ME NAMES ‘CAPTAIN SHRIMAGPO, YE GLORIOUS SEA LEGEND’!!!!!!!!
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@ANANGRYSHRIMPO WHAT NONSENSE BE THESE STRANGE WORDS YE’RE BABBLIN’?!!? SHRIMAGPO IS NONE OF THESE THINGS, FOOL!!!!!! AND FOR SUCH AN INSULT, YE’LL BE TAKIN’ A QUICK WALK OFF THE PLANK!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
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HE’S FINE, YE DUNDERHEADED LANDLUBBER!! JUST LOOK FOR YERSELF! BUT THE MOMENT CAPTAIN SHRIMAGPO’S DONE WITH HIM, I’LL BE GLAD TO THROW HIM OFF THE PLANK, AND YE’LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW, TRUST ME!!! I HATE HAVIN’ HIM AROUND, AND I’M SICK OF YE FOOLS ASKIN’ ABOUT HIM!!!!
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THIS BLOOMIN’ FLOWER’S DRIVIN’ ME MAD, SQUIWIRMIN’ ‘ROUND CRYIN’ FOR HIS MUMMY!!!!! ANYONE WILLIN’ TO BID FOR HIS RELEASE?? STARTIN’ AT A LOWLY 10 COINS!!!!!
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@TeeOurpl ARGHHH, I DON’T CARE IF YE GOT GUTS OR NOT, LESS MESS FOR ME!!! BUT THAT’S NOT A HALF-BAD IDEA FOR A THINKIN’ SCRAP HEAP LIKE YE. THINKIN’ OF THAT, IF I KIDNAPPED YE, SELLIN’ YER PARTS COULD FETCH ME A NICE PRICE EVEN BETTER THAN 500 COINS…
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@41K4A_0 BBGS??? DON’T THROW YE FISHY WORDS AT ME, LANDLUBBER!! WHATEVER THAT BE THE GREAT CAPTAIN SHRIMAGPO MAKES NO APOLOGIES FOR HIS PLANKS!!!!!!!
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NOW LISTEN UP, YE LANDLUBBERS! THIS FOOLISH FLOWER TRIED TO SNATCH ME GOLD—AND NOW HE’S PAYIN’ THE PRICE! HE WON’T BE LAYIN’ HIS PETALS ON THE MIGHTY CAPTAIN SHRIMAGPO’S TREASURE AGAIN… SAME AS YE WON’T BE SEEIN’ HIM AGAIN!!!
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@TeeOurpl CAPTAIN SHRIMAGPO IS NO FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!2!2!2!!!1!!2!3!4!4!2 500!!!! 500 DABLOONS AND THAT’S FINAL!!!! HAH!!! LET’S SEE YE TRY TO MATCH THAT, PATHETIC FISH GUTS!!!!!
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@TeeOurpl ARGHH, I KNEW THIS WOULD BE TOO MUCH FOR A CLUELESS LANDLUBBER LIKE YE—WAIT, WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN??! EGSH.AH. CAPTAIN SHRIMAGPO MEANT. EH?! WHAT DOES YE MEAN??!.. FINE!!!!1!!2!! THE BID’S NOW 50 COINS!! NO WAY YE CAN AFFORD THAT, YE SCALLYWAG!!!!!!!
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