Handsome Lurch

Libertine for liberation. 🦂 (He/Him)

[Handsome Lurch @DandyAlexander_]

Randomly line breaking
a cutesy sentiment
might make
a poem
but
it does not make
a good one

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@babia_majora Of course this is what I see the one time I look at Twitter in months. Never change.

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@KillseyH @shibari_study @deGiottoRope It looks so good! ..respectfully, of course

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Twitter really went downhill after @highandbiTO left

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@futurehexbf What? What?! Why would they do that! (Meanwhile I'm still isolating and DoorDash shut down delivery - fair enough!)

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@unbinaryrainbow oh shit, you got it too? I've been down for over a week

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@paradoomer https://t.co/9ykcEfGDEt

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With the release of Juice (2019) Lizzo had gifted us the mantra of Glamour Communism, declaring: "If I'm shining, everybody gonna shine". In this manifesto I will

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@TheRealVixenVu Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girlboss ✨

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@HanaShafi I'm sorry if this is bad but Al Halal sounds like a real cool and funny dude that would have a hilarious TV show

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@paradoomer Loudly: "So did you get a court day yet?"

[The Trillbillies @thetrillbillies]

A gentleman always carries a candelabra on his person for this purpose

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@TheRealVixenVu Inspiring! The only thing worse than ruining my own life is when it's ruined for me...

[Dan @DaniellaVI_]

It’s time to pick up the “let’s pick this up after Christmas”

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@fingerbIaster Where I grew up they say a shot of campari will "make your back strong"

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@lazaruslady_ honestly

[Mac n Cheese 🧀 @stealyoredbull]

Happy Haitian Independence Day! 🇭🇹 Reminder that France extorted $20B from Haiti demanding they pay reparations to former slave owners which took Haiti over a century to pay off, dramatically hurting its ability to develop as a nation.

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Happy New Year to your cat

[aléxandros! @bodega_gyro_ao]

The production of "normalcy" for the upper classes of society requires a redistribution of suffering and the normalization of that condition. And there's a lot of pain to go around.

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@latkedelrey https://t.co/dCyVLs9Xox