Dandy Darkly

Unemployed clown. Twitter sucks now.

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Oooof #realhousewives #UGT2 Wtf are you doing making this satanist homosexual liberal freak somehow side with the show’s #RHOC Republicans?!? JFC @DorindaMedley suuuuucks.

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@CawthornforNC This certainly didn���t age well.

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Only abusers justify their violence as a demonstration of love. #Oscars

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Todays Twitter. #Wordle265

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Season finale spoiler alert! #ajlt

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Really hoping #Physical season two reveals they were deep cover Russian spies the entire time. Plot twist! @TheAmericansFX

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To everyone complaining the #Oscars acceptance speeches are going too long — check your privilege! COVID-19 decimated Hollywood’s local population of awards show models. With no statuesque goddesses to guide actors off stage, our icons are now lost adrift to talk & talk & talk.🥺

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@darthqueeg Indeed. Omg I miss you my longtime friend.

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They just played mighty mighty bosstones (who I thought were squirrel nut zippers) and I looked at my husband and said “omg, we are in an old man gay bar.”

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This lawyer representing our disgraced, twice impeached, former president is a real scum bag. Fitting.

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On the Lindsey Graham Scale of Feigned Horror, I give the Trump defense exhibits four pearl clutches, two fan flutters and one reach for the smelling salts, honey! #TrumpImpeachment2 #ImpeachmentTrial

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Castor’s rambling discourse is like a middle schooler who didn’t study for the 200 word essay question. “Photosynthesis is...” hmmm “...a word that begins with ‘p’ and ends with ‘s’. Other photosynthesis facts include...” #TrumpImpeachment2

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Honestly. At this point what did we expect from Trump’s lawyers?

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@maddow Castor woke up this morning. Cracked his knuckles and declared “I’m just gonna Atticus clinch this!”

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What in the hell is Trump’s lawyer talking about?? Omg 45 has really scraped the bottom of the legal barrel here.

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#Bernie Rose in the clutches of a money hungry con artist! Health care reform now!

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#Berniememes #BernieSanders #BernieSandersMittens #berniesmittens

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Sexy. Sassy. Septuagenarian. They found their new Samantha! #BernieSanders #Berniememes #berniesmittens #satc #HBOMax

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#Berniememes #BernieSandersMittens #BernieSanders

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