Horatio Dandy

Passionate advocate for luxurious periwigs and the finest quality gentlemen's hosiery.

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Paperback Raita #ASongOrMovieForFoodCondiments

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So I Married a Relaxed Murderer #ASongOrMovieForCalmingDown

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Associate Education Minister David Seymour announces new supplier for school lunch programme

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Born Slippy #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutBananas

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@AgathaChocolats WhatsApp Doc?

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@AgathaChocolats Traded cow for magic ladder beans.

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@AgathaChocolats Nobody's home. Should've rung ahead.

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@AgathaChocolats That's the wrong glazing for ham.

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Planet of the Japes #ASongOrMovieForALaugh

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@krazykeithrules On that basis they must see her as a future POTUS.

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Casey Costello's "welcome to the Health portfolio!" gift to Simeon Brown, until he's old enough to buy his own. #nzpol

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@AgathaChocolats Chester trained hard for the Iditarod.

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Somethin' Else #ASongOrMovieForMakingChanges

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The horrific Zapruder film of Santa being assassinated by The Grinch

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@TaxpayersUnion Your logo looks like a bell-end. Apt.

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Water-luau #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutFeasts

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Impossible to predict how this conversation is going to go.

[The Platform NZ @theplatform_nz]

Sean Plunket talks to Bob Jones about the hīkoi, TJ Perenara's haka & Jaguar's rebrand.

Watch the full interview with @SeanPlunket & Bob Jones at https://t.co/cXDdwFy9gF

[Horatio Dandy @DandyHoratio]

@ronnui_ I hope you've branched out into other roles.

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I tried one of these stones while scrolling through X and you won't believe the unnerving stuff I saw.

[SubRosa )✿( Magick @subrosamagick.bsky.social @SubRosaMagick]

“Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?” These Scottish witch stones might help you find out! Folklore says peering through the hole lets you see through illusions, revealing the true form of any witch trying to disguise themselves.
Student curated Witchcraft in Scotland Exhibition link in comment:
via University of Aberdeen Collections
#WyrdWednesday #WitchyWednesday

[Horatio Dandy @DandyHoratio]

Dammit. I don't have the right allen key to assemble my kit-set chicken.