Dane Ellingson

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"So the racquet broke off my tennis trophy."

[Burtonator @AaronBurton9]

Land Sharks

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Shrimp love tequila

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I'm absolutely terrified of every candidate for our next presidential election 😳

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I wish I would've known there was a Glen Frey tribute at the Grammys last night. I would've actually watched that.

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Public speaking is by far the scariest thing I've ever done. And I've seen some scary shit

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Life is about facing your fears

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If anyone needs a good listen, check out my Fleetwood Speedwagon playlist on Spotify. It's full of great classics

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A couple of my friends have kids younger than my beard

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

How I feel after doing 5 pushups. https://t.co/2920PD3OhH

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Does anyone know what the hell Fetty Wap is saying?!

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I love doing romantic shit like eating a frozen meal for 2, drinking a bottle of Ménage á Trois and watching Curious George by myself

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Don't worry. Be happy.

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I'm turning my life completely around. I'm doing a #360

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#mexicobound #cancun #springbreak2k15 https://t.co/F8kn1ITOf9

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#tbt to a better year of snow. I hardly even touched the sled this year.... https://t.co/V1KYQ0rAQf

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Nice #crappie I caught on my #birthday #icefishing http://t.co/EHJkE2k9WQ

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@CalebTysver @buchholz_austin 'twas amazin'