DaneGRuss

Earth is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here.

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

Hey @tacobell thanks for not making me sick when I eat you anymore. Love you.

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

It's 2040 and president @MileyCyrus
Is like "#Obama economy can suck my economy clit!"

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

Remember when nobody cares that @Drake is a #pedophile

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

@_Kushagram_ last time I ordered from you my driver was 3 hours late. It's been like two months and I thought I'd try you again. Driver was 50 minutes late. Maybe start over-quoting people so we're not just sitting around with our thumbs up our asses?

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

@billieeilish is music for little white girls in the suburbs who steal their parents pharmaceuticals and then think they're gangster.
@hernameisBANKS is for the real gangsters.

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

@DuoLingo I'm on a 24 day streak and I'm in the Sapphire league, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME??!?!?!!

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

Just in case you forgot, I'm here to remind you that @Drake is a #pedophile but he's too rich and popular for anyone to actually care.

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

Uuuuuuuuuuhhhh I like how humid it is because I love feeling slightly wet all the time

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

I'm going to go get Indian Food.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
For real. You should smoke curry.

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

@DannyDeVito I love you, Dad.

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

Hey it looks like a series or something. Maybe I should hit up some galleries about doing a show.

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

WILL YOU DAMN KIDS TURN YOUR #WEED DOWN

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

Sometimes I just sit and eat eggs and listen to @BrunoMars by myself because that's what I like.

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

Well I'll be darned if I don't really enjoy listening to some @vincestaples honest to goodness.

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

#Art #ModernArt #portraits #penandink #Markers @ArtistsLoft

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

The only reason Jesus was able to come back from the dead was #CBD and #MicroDosing mushrooms probs

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

@Retoxx Nothing worse than rotted instructions

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

I like my instructions to retain their original freshness.

[🇺🇲 Brandon Woods 🇺🇦 @Retoxx]

The problem with #corporatewaste . WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THE INSTRUCTIONS IN A PLASTIC BAG hewlettpackardenterprise ?!? This is stupid, wasteful, costs you untold millions of dollars, and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?! I'm really… https://t.co/MxrgS7UQtJ

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

@Retoxx To keep that shit fresh, yo!

[DaneGRuss @DaneGabrielRuss]

I only date #HomelessGirls