Fundraising manager by day, stir fry cooker and movie watcher by night. Occasional comedian when it takes my fancy and the grip of anxiety is looser than usual.
In the one week:
Al Pacino, 82, has child with partner.
Robert De Niro, 79, has child with partner.
Jesus! They are taking a ‘Heat’ prequel REAL seriously!!
#AlPacino#RobertDeNiro#newbaby#heat
Confession: I didn’t watch #Coronation2023 yesterday, because I’m waiting to get the limited edition 4K BluRay with special features like a 10 min blooper package where the dearly departed #queen walks around, calling everyone a c**t.
Oh what’s this? Oh nothing, just me in #melbourne today getting some cultcha.
I’m not saying this makes me better than you. But I am heavily implying it. #cultcha#monetandfriends#lume
You know, I’m not really a fan of viral digital trend; “unboxing videos”. There hasn’t been a good one since at the end of the movie ’Seven”. #unboxing#seven
Authorities have mandated the only way I can drive is with a minor at the wheel, another one clinging to the roof and me pushing outside the vehicle from the back. “It’s the safest for all involved and the community at large”, they stated. #unclegamestrong#niece#nephew
#standupcomedy should not be measured by the number of awards, stars or stellar reviews you get, but by the number of audience members you make snort throughout your career. There’ll be a ranking on my new site “Snortle”, and I’ll be up the top. #success
You have till midnight TONIGHT to #getmetwo and save lives! That’s right, donate tonight to my #thebetterchallenge efforts for #thekidscancerproject and have your gift DOUBLED by generous corporate partners. Get on it Utah! Link in comments!
When it comes to #standupcomedy I’m a #maverick & #pioneer. Last Sunday, for an intimate & delightful audience, I did something absolutely #revolutionary and unheard of: I SAT DOWN!! Breaking boundaries, challenging the #statusquo and changing the landscape, any chance I get.
Gotta love a work meeting that ends with colleagues lightly roasting me with words and phrases I most commonly use in the office. Most surprised “never ending of void of despair” wasn’t one of them. #worklife#officelife
It’s weird. When #DwayneJohnson#TheRock says “be the hardest worker in the room”, it’s “motivational and inspiring”, yet when I take it literally and walk into the office with an erection it’s “inappropriate”.