Dane Reichenbach

Dragon Ball Super Card Game rocks my socks | Smash Bros in my past life | He/Him

@DaneReich for Content :)

[Dane Reichenbach @DaneReichenbach]

Hey everyone,

I figured it was probably time to make a separate my content account rather than just posting all the time on personal.

If you like Dragon Ball, Card Games, or just want to support me, please follow @DaneReich!

Thanks for your time!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[izzy @redshirt990]

People dead ass wanted me to feel bad for this guy

[Glaceon with da flower 🌺 @glacilan]

This is a crazy reference for Nintendo

[bea 🇧🇷 @SlLENTPRINCESS]

it actually sickens me that the white house obsessed with nintendo IPs and that nintendo is silent for the first time ever when their IPs is being constantly used to promote MAGA propaganda

[Raphæl de la Ghetto @ilovesmick]

All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

[Dane Reichenbach @DaneReichenbach]

Hi friends, the world is crumbling around us, but there is some good being done. I'm jumping into freezing water next weekend and raising some money with my coworkers! Please consider donating :) Any amount helps! https://t.co/8wD0qwfvKu

[Scully @isthatscully]

Zohran, you have to stop. Your policies are too tough. Your swag too different. Your wife is too bad. They’ll kill you, Zohran Mamdani.

[taylor @turnintoabat]

The onion is going to go out of business

[Dane Reichenbach @DaneReichenbach]

2025 no good. 2026 will be better, the bar is set pretty low.

[f4mi ‼️ @f4micom]

Did you know it’s illegal for a European who wants to travel to the United States to say
“this AI video of Charlie Kirk being saved by Epstein is funny”?

It’s illegal.
Like, actually illegal.
It’s one of the only sentences you’re not allowed to say.

Now, it was okay for me to say it just then, because I was telling you that it’s illegal to say
“this AI video of Charlie Kirk being saved by Epstein is funny.”
I’m not actually saying it.
I’m just saying it’s illegal to say it.

It’s kind of like a public service.
I’m letting you know so you don’t go out, as a European, and accidentally say something like that
before going through US border control.

But what’s really interesting
is that it’s illegal to say
“I really, really think someone out there would find an AI video of Charlie Kirk being saved by Epstein funny.”
That’s illegal.
Extremely illegal.
Very, very illegal.

But it is not illegal to say
“as a European wanting to travel.”

Because that’s its own sentence.

It’s an incomplete sentence,
but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before it,
so that’s perfectly fine.

Perfectly legal.

[Dane Reichenbach @DaneReichenbach]

@EspiraTV Seeing just grand finals is such a shame. Like I'm happy we have at least that, but really, we should be able to see most of the top 16 matches! At least 1 stream and others recorded top down and edited later.

[EG Couriway @realcouri]

Hello @mojang @minecraft @Microsoft this image confuses me and makes me think less of Minecraft and Mojang as a brand. I will never be purchasing any Minecraft or Mojang related merchandise or watching any Minecraft related media because of this image.

[Dane Reichenbach @DaneReichenbach]

2025 has been the worst year of my life, but last weekend, I won Nationals for Dragon Ball Super Card Game Fusion World. Behind that smile is a lot of pain that has been around this year. It's a reminder that good can come from anywhere. Time to pull myself out of this spiral.

[gilly @kitschtheboy]

A shot of what????

[Dane Reichenbach @DaneReichenbach]

I got a rock.

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

This guy is such a DUMBASS.

When I was a kid Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards were BANNED from elementary schools. 🙄

Horrible comparison.

[Dane Reichenbach @DaneReichenbach]

Tonight is 3 weeks of sleeping alone in my bed. It's not getting easier. I can't even come up with words to describe how low I feel.

[Disinformation Destroyer @DisinfoIsBad]

Donald Trump gets to freely celebrate Joe Biden having cancer, but normal people get fired if they say anything negative about Charlie Kirk.