pretty good dane

certified truthdevil™ in a world full of daredevils

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

who put all this piss in my bed and pants

[Casey Holdahl @CHold]

NBA Yangboy

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

just made studio ghibli breakfast (the food is cartoons) (I’m eating cartoons)

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

my guy I am loving the hate in your eyes today

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

said “this and yap” to the firing squad and they shot me even faster more times

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

Johnny Cash App be like I hurt myself to pay

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

behind the wheel at 100 mph experiencing visions of grandeur again

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

just went to third base with the invisible hand of the market

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

somebody hamburger help her, somebody hamburger help that woman

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

my grades were so good they made me bring an intimacy coordinator to the SAT

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

had my breath taken away by a woman who moved just like Kirby

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

my career just made me smile again

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

started my new anti-depressant this week and it’s going great - all you have to do is show up to work late and then leave early

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

love* reading about friends’** successes*** on LinkedIn!

*can’t stand
**complete losers
***dumbest shit I’ve ever seen

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

heard the news…the bell tolls for thee!? I’m so happy for you man, you really deserve it

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

think im due for a promotion soon ! CEO texted me personally asking for gift cards 😎 inner circle much?

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

they’re calling my LinkedIn post “Frank Caliendo” cause it has so many impressions

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

picked up nights & weekends at the App Store for some extra cash

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

Challengers (2024) answers the age-old question: is somebody gonna freak my match?

[pretty good dane @DaneSenoj]

now that you mention it that coq is pretty sportif

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