Dane

I live my life a quarter mile at a time

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

@Ryan_Kazanowski

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

Biggest chiefs fan out here tonight

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

@jdmorin45 Bite your tongue

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

@BarstoolBigCat Does it count as a comeback if they tie?

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

So glad the new paper towels are water resistant. Very helpful

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

The amount of disrespect this guy at the movies has for me is unreal. Straight up stole my cup holder and hogging the entire arm rest. He’s either stupid or a scumbag. Not a good look either way

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

Nothing gets the juices flowing like “URGENT!” in a work email

[Justin Sherbert 🍧⚡️ @ccturner45]

Movies you are 100% sure you’ve seen at least twenty times. GIFs only

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

The only other Chet I know

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

Nice

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Nice

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

I talk to myself out loud. A lot. I wonder if the person in the next cube can hear me mumbling to myself like an idiot

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

Now that’s a heads up play

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

That time of year to purge who I follow on Instagram solely based on “5k on turkey day” posts

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

Michigan state uniforms 🤮

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

Delay my flight AND have the Wetzel’s Pretzels closed?? I’m suing @UnitedAirlines_

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

@PardonMyTake Wedding crashers is the ultimate bromantic comedy

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

I fucked around and listened to the radio in my car

I will not be listening to the radio ever again

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

“Shrek is an aphrodisiac” - my gf

[Dane @DaneTheTrainnn]

@jdmorin45 Owls