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Dang! That's Good Rootbeer.

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California knows how to part, eh?

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Bad jokes is how eye roll

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If you have to work a road crew, it's your *own* asphault.

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Innovation is not always your friend. I'm talking to you, taco meats.

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Hipster trees were growing fast way before it was poplar.

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I haven't the foggiest idea. But just you wait until the foggy idea playoffs.

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We like our lovers like we like our coffee- rootbeer!

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Hand models. After landing an iPad commercial, what's left to accomplish?

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Working out is all about muscle confusion. So pop in your P90X dvd, hop in your car, and go get a pizza.

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Do Mondays come in refrigerator packs or just by the case?

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To hair is human, to fur give is bovine.

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Hugh Jackman's new movie glorifies gratuitous robot violence. Take a stand before it effects your children's cyborg children.

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Watching Not Quite Human 1 & 2 tonight. Any other history dramas you'd recommend?

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Our products are made with 100%, Sugar.

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We expect to rate well in the gleaking competition.

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Everyone everywhere is doing everything all the time and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.