Seth

trying to shake a million hands and take a million pictures

[Seth @DangThug]

When your white friends invite you over for dinner, but do not season the food.

[Seth @DangThug]

Bought her the perfume my ex wore and told her she smells like the loml

[Wolf @wolfncrisis]

bro I was so fucking surprised.

[Seth @DangThug]

I don’t have a pocket full of sunshine.
I have a Glock.

[Seth @DangThug]

I have a sad story too, but guess what…
Nobody cares, work harder.

[Seth @DangThug]

Any woman that ghosts me I assume was just a federal agent that got too emotionally attached to do her job and got reassigned.

[Seth @DangThug]

I like you, but I love me.

[Seth @DangThug]

I was smoking cigarettes on patios at my sugar momma’s crib.

[Seth @DangThug]

Car gotta be six figures to double park. I don’t make the rules.

[Seth @DangThug]

“I don’t even get nervous anymore talking to women because even if they say no, I still got my girl at home!”

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

“Can we hop on a quick call? Easier to explain”

[Seth @DangThug]

I know that I am not ready to be a father because I want to watch a Porsche light up screen way worse than I want to watch a tee ball game.

[Seth @DangThug]

@Spencee_daddy Yep!! Or even know what a genuine smile looks like over Zoom. SMH.

[Seth @DangThug]

You know how crazy it is just to open TikTok and be able to watch an F22 Raptor in a dogfight with three other jets and just demolish them…?

[Seth @DangThug]

Wondering what Courtney from Hooter’s on Peachtree is up to right now.

[Seth @DangThug]

“You will never feel ready because ready isn’t a feeling, it’s a decision.”

[Seth @DangThug]

Chipotle’s queso sucks!

[Seth @DangThug]

Yeahhhhh, where the Protein Don Julio at?! HUHHHH?!

[Seth @DangThug]

“I haven’t ever heard a Bad Bunny song!”

Weird way of confessing you never been around hot Latinas pal….

[Seth @DangThug]

I miss my cocoa butter kisses.