Shawtylicious 😝

Here I come, all over you.... Ohh, you like what you see? Well so do I 😏 • Da LOU • ♍️ • #MacTheMILF #HereForAGoodLongTime

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

pregnancy is crazy u really come home wit someone u don’t know wit no teeth

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

We doing the bare minimum all week

[Gladney XLVII @TeamGladney]

And that thing…. Is usually some shit like this:

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my therapist advised, "learn to calm your own storm instead of venting to others. it may feel therapeutic to let it all out, but you reinforce negative thoughts. it’s no one’s job but yours to pull yourself out of your problems. journal, meditate, exercise,and release." felt that

[Dona Juanita @MafiosoRo]

Defensive driving teaches you that on average, speeding only gets you to your destination 1-2 minutes sooner. Not worth it.

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

Look at you... Freezing in that Temu Jacket💀

[Dr Poobie Pillay aka Alara’s Grandpa @poobie_pillay]

I received my electricity bill.

I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

[David Polansky @polanskydj]

Everyone is so surprised whenever Affleck is revealed to be quite intelligent. Why did you think there were so many candid shots of him out there looking miserable?

[Loky @lokymann]

Ask "why them kids ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime

[mei 🍉 ⨂ 📚 @mreadstoomuch]

the history of the world summed up in one sentence

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

When King Charles showed up to the ‘GLADIATOR 2’ premiere last night, security told Denzel Washington to go inside and meet him.

Denzel reportedly said ‘I make my own rules’ and continued to talk to fans.

(via: @falconsnat)

[jordan @JGDaGod]

i’m taking home 2.6 mil

[The GP Debate | THE ANDOR AGENDA 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @grantpaulsen20]

Satan being in a kid’s movie is nothing new.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

When you finally realize that someone’s behavior has more to do with their internal struggle than it ever did with you, you learn grace. You also naturally learn detachment as well.

[Shawtylicious 😝 @Dang_Lin_Wang]

Okay, i did it! Find me on the other site! #MeauxMac

[TSUNAMI ᥫ᭡ @maniitsunamii]

Tonight by John Legend will always be known for Think Like A Man