Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™

Creative Genius, God's favorite, Millennial raising a couple of alphas, Activist, Brutally honest, Food, car & travel enthusiast, Team Lead @eventsbyfunkey

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Martha Karua @MarthaKarua]

This if approved would be recklessness @WilliamsRuto your oath of office demands that you be at the forefront of protecting Kenya and its citizens. Do not surrender our sovereignty , or abandon your constitutional duty to act in the best interests of Kenyans #KenyaFirstPolicyNow

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[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Huyu msee nayeye ako na people pleasing disease. Every superpower that shows a finger, jamaa anachora saba tu fwaa

[KMPDU @kmpdu]

🔵 for IMMEDIATE RELEASE

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

@AIRTEL_KE hello, I need assistance with restoring my line, haven't used it in a while, how do I go about it?

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

@orengo_james You can't be kissing the govt ass with one side of your mouth and cheering on the GenZs with the other. Choose a side and stick to it bwana governor.

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

It's funny how this guy refused to pay for this job claiming that it was pathetic and below par, 3 years later his still profiting from it. Isn't this day light robbery? @stevesuchi do the needful, take my work down now, enough is enough.

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

Natural selection

[Willy Abuga @WillyAbuga]

Guys saw that bus in the morning on Thika Rd driving recklessly, several motorists warned the driver.

Sad the same bus again didn’t make it back to Nairobi

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

@KenyaPower_Care Stop stealing from us, what's wrong with you guys? I spend and extra 10bob and you send me an already used code? What's up with you guys for real?

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

@AokoOtieno_ Very selfish I agree and tribal.

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

#NewProfilePic

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

@MikaAppliances is a scam! Avoid this brand kama unapenda peace of mind! I used to root for it but I regret it so much, na vile I bought alot of appliances from them! Anyway, we live and learn.

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

Atajificha wapi?

[Aaron Musira @aaronmusira1]

Waaaah! I am getting confused!
The Internet never forgets
#RejectFinaneBill2024
#TotalShutdownTuesday
#OccupyRadissonBlu

[Aaron Musira @aaronmusira1]

Waaaah! I am getting confused!
The Internet never forgets
#RejectFinaneBill2024
#TotalShutdownTuesday
#OccupyRadissonBlu

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

These rampant kidnappings are only adding fuel to the fire, it doesn't and won't stop anything, who on earth is advising this govt? They are spending a fortunate on quack advisors!
#TotalShutdownKe
#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

Honorable is a title that shouldn't be thrown left, right and centre anyhowly, it should be a title that is earned by one's deeds and conduct, 90% of ths so called MPs wouldn't even come close to earning such a title! Waheshimiwa kitu gani! we should change that title to servant!

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

@Toomey_Turmett @epcogal And you are calling yourself a doctor?

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

President Kibaki must be turning hard in his grave seeing what has become of his vision 2030! To be honest at this rate it will never be achieved, sahii vision ni TBT, they are taking us back to 1963!

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

@KenyaPower_Care no election ndenderu since last night, what's happening?

[Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™ @Dangeenius]

@__JoanN__ Utashinda hapo umepitisha watu kaa worker wa SGR!