Andrew Burdett

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@ElijahSchaffer You had one job to protect your daughters innocence. No fuck that she needs to know at 3 her 300 pound Dad has a vagina. Child abuse, please someone save the little girl if you know them

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@jk_rowling “There are none so blind as those who will not see”

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@markgoldbridge Do United fans even like you?

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@daveoleary @Maahir_J @binweevillie Dude I have no idea of what the stats are, bet if I was a betting man I would go with your primitive countries gun laws have killed more people than their primitive human rights laws have. Both cunts

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@StokeyyG2 Have patients with him ffs! Sure he’ll win something soon for your lot he’s a good player

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

For anyone who struggles with irony

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@BossLFCgoals @Robbie9Fowler Pimp kit

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@talkSPORT @trevor8sinclair I can’t work out who Trevor supports? Absolute purist.

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@MariCLewis Think at a push I could name 3 better players than him in the prem over the last 5 years?

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@GNev2 Do you ex United players actually think you’re helping the cause of your club?

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@maxrushden Lifting 14 bricks side to side at some sort of garden fete/charity do stall, at least 30 years ago, beating all the men.

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

How did Ally not laugh??

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@umirf1 @GNev2 😂😂😂 pathetic

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@robbie_bac @essinem7 Why loathe him surely is the question? Absolutely mental why we think we own these players forever, he gave us the best years of his career and won everything. Let him go and good luck to him, legend.

[Matthew @MattyBP7]

50 retweets and 100 likes and I’ll start an Only Fans page 😂👍🏽

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@UberFacts Nik OK o

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@simpsons_vids Missing Boy Scouts N the Hood surely??

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@talkSPORT @talkSPORTDrive Did he just say Klopp should offer his resignation? Klopp could sleep with my mum in a Villa shirt and I’d still be cool ffs what a dick

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@chipnanimus 30+50-5

[Andrew Burdett @DangerBurdett]

@TheRedmenTV Liverpool v QPR, 2-1, Rush and Barnes. I assumed winning the league was easy then!!