Chris West (Not A Parody)

“One of the funniest people alive.” - @alindsey4 (this profile no longer exists)

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

Dear, @MTV

Only one thing can salvage 2020...Rock And Jock basketball with Dan Cortese. This is your 25 point shot.

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

Me every time I remember to wash my face.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

11 years ago today. A moment in sports that will be remembered for generations.

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

Holy Cow at the bots that jumped on this.

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

Seems like my account has been locked because of unusual activity. Can you see this?

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

@alancrissey I think the unusual activity was me being active on Twitter.

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

Seems like my account has been locked because of unusual activity. Can you see this?

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

Is the Venn Diagram for kids who had ADHD in the 80s-90s and kids who “didn’t live up to their potential” basically a circle?

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

People who don’t pace constantly during a phone call…how?

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

@alancrissey I remember playing this game at a friends house, all night, during a sleep over and loving it without ever realizing it was a Zelda game.

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

@alancrissey Is this something you input through like a midi controller or do you have to enter values for each individual note through a keyboard? Great job!

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

@camismith @LeJunebugSmiff It’s barely the best rivalry in the armed forces.

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

@alancrissey Well they missed a really good opportunity to make a smart mister.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

[Brandon Stiles @brandonstiles]

Something that won't ever leave me:

So the opening yell of "Crazy Train" ("All abooooooard, ha ha ha ha ha") is Ozzy Osbourne.

However, it also sounds exactly like @tomhanks

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

Dragon Fruit is so disappointing.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I’m telling you right now, Jesus is gonna be so faithful to you. Don’t fear what’s ahead. Face forward. Chin up. Put one foot in front of the other. His grace will be there—abounding, outlasting—when you need it. HE will be there.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son, Shane, does his father proud as he sits behind the kit for @FooFighters' performance of "My Hero."

#FooFighters #TaylorHawkinsTribute

https://t.co/PU705CpO2R

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

Raising twins is weird. It’s a constant reminder that similarity is not sameness.

[Chris West (Not A Parody) @DangerChris]

Y’all. Pray for educators. If you can sign up to be a substitute consider it. They need, at least, more support.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

but they were, all of them, deceived, for another ring was made

[Rich Villodas @richvillodas]

How to live a miserable life in one step:

Compare your life (your house, car, job, church, children, gifts, accomplishments, etc) to others.