actual human trainwreck

I’m baby || 26 • England • She/they

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Anonymous confession:

My friend was freaking out because she thought she might be pregnant, but she was too embarrassed to go buy pregnancy tests herself.
So today I went and bought them for her, four tests. All four came back positive.
I was quietly asking myself how she managed to screw up this badly.
Then she sat there crying on my shoulder and asked,
“How am I supposed to provide for four kids at once?”
At that point, all my questions disappeared, and honestly, I’m not surprised she got pregnant.

[Rebs Gaming @Mr_Rebs_]

Fable is like a real life simulator! You can:
•Acquire jobs for income
•Buy every house in Albion
•Become a landlord, rent your beds to NPCs, and evict them
•Buy every business in Albion to get rich
•Hire NPCs to work for your business
•Date, marry and have children with as many villagers as you want
#Fable

[mik 🖊️ 🐶 @mikreii]

an american called me a rich entitled brat once cuz i said landscape or portrait when asking how they fold their paper and i didnt know what 'hot dog style' was, i grew up poor

[kelvin @cemburuya]

My mother after the doctor told her that she needed to rest

[actual human trainwreck @DangerDays_]

@IsTiredAlways 😢🖤🤍

[bid / rey 💌 @taskmasterfan]

it’s a bob mortimer summer for sure

[Bella Bergolts @BBergolts]

It will cost you $0 to RT my work 🖤

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

she actually looks like the Princess of Genovia here

[Pixel Art Journey @PixelArtJourney]

Taking no credit for this quote but we should stop calling it "ai art" and start calling it computer-rendered artificial pictures (C.R.A.P.)

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

how it feels to not use chatgpt for anything because my heart is pure

[actual human trainwreck @DangerDays_]

Italian @kurtisconner at smack down? It’s more likely than you think

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

i wish more ppl understood the ability to change your mind as a sign of intelligence. you don’t have to keep believing the same things you believed 5, 10, 20 yrs ago. a flexible mind is an agile mind. standing on business doesn’t hit if the business is bullshit

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Cause women who are 5’9 aren’t lying lol

[madison @madison_tayt]

you get wronged by ONE irish man and…

[actual human trainwreck @DangerDays_]

@okayysophi You are literally a goddess my goodness!

[jasper 🦑 @BOATEMBOYS]

posting this for no particular reason

[🌦️ Jay! ☁️ @jayschlatt_]

Dream rn probably