Hawke Danger Arias

I am 6 years old. I love music (Quiet Hounds & Royal Thunder), ice cream, Legos, doing the opposite of what you ask me to, dancing & making you laugh.

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"Hey, mom. Wanna know how to live till you're a hundred years old?"
"Sure. How?"
"Easy. Just don't die."

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Labor Day family get together at Chris and Andrea's house.

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Eating lunch on a rainy Sunday

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Walking home from after-school camp.

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Getting ready for school this morning.

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The day after I had ear tube surgery and my adenoids removed.

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I want to be a police officer AND a person who digs up bones out of the ground. Mom said I should get into For Instance. (Forensics)

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Upon hearing a fire truck & its siren racing past us:
"Mom, I really wish I was back in your uterus."
"Haha! Why?"
"To not hear that sound!"

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"Don't you wish we could have a cow?"

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"Are we in a dream?"
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Mom. When I dream I do not fart. Right now I'm not farting. So we must be in a dream."

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One of my life goals is to never allow my mom to use the bathroom in peace. I time my most pressing issues the minute she closes the door.

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Hey mom. Guess what? China rhymes with vagina! Vagina--China! China--vagina! See?!

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"How am I supposed to keep standing on these two feets when I just want to go back to bed?"

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Watch this. Did you see that? No, you didn't. Why? 'Cause I turned divisible, went to Jason's Deli, and came back just now. It was hard.

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I had a dream that my mom wrote the bestest songs ever and she got paid 155 $100. That is so much money. You could buy a planet.

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I'm so hungry. Mom and Dad offered me some chicken nuggets but they don't understand -- I am hungry for marshmallows.

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Mom & Dad asked me if I could name any countries. Uh. Yeah. Easy. China. Mexico. 'Merica. And Texas.

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My mom had moo moan yah germs but now she doesn't anymore. I dunno what moo moan yah is but it made her cough a lot.

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My plans for the day: Chop down some trees. Carve reindeer out of them. Super glue sticks on their feet and stick 'em in the yard.