Patrick Mahoney

Living in the East Village, telling jokes and trying to make movies. That's about it.

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@NETGEAR your customer service REALLY SUCKS. I have barely a year old nighthawk router that broke, with paid extended warranty, and I paid EXTRA to have a replacement router overnighted. 48 hours, and 3 calls later, it hasn’t even shipped. Your stuff costs too much for this BS.

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

I just signed a @theactionnet petition: UFT members deserve a fair contract. Sign here: https://t.co/V0ZjjfxDka

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@jakealucas Are you a pope too?

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@jakealucas Because of the implication

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@ThatKevinSmith I’m running late for tonight’s double feature, please tell me Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back is playing first?

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@jakealucas Cause OutKast everlasting.

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

Oh yeah! I do have a twitter account.

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@griffinmcelroy How does someone go about getting an interview to work at polygon? (Asking for a friend)

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

I just entered the Book of Mormon lottery to win $50 tickets! https://t.co/A8IwoWJ4B9 via @Lucky_Seat

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

I just entered the Groundhog Day lottery to win $39.50 tickets! https://t.co/Pc44uriSQ2 via @Lucky_Seat

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@RoughTradeNYC @Teedro1214 @gorillaz How many are you letting in, rumors say 150? I'm 180

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@gorillaz @RoughTradeNYC Oh man

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@gorillaz why only 150? I'm 180

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

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[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@TheTimCon #timcon31 stakeholders submission to the convention film festival https://t.co/mikgsT7V7V

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

@LinusTech could you give me some insight on where I went wrong http://t.co/F7bCUzzEFp

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

Hey @JahovasWitniss, let me know what you think? My Submission: "The Basement Workhorse" #UltraWideFestival https://t.co/1Bt4ggsHBD

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

Hey @UnboxTherapy, let me know what you think? My Submission: The Basement Workhorse #UltraWideFestival #DreamSetup https://t.co/1Bt4ggsHBD

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

Hey @LinusTech, let me know what you think? My Submission: The Basement Workhorse #UltraWideFestival #DreamSetup https://t.co/1Bt4ggsHBD

[Patrick Mahoney @DangerMahoney]

Just posted a photo @ Karaoke Cave https://t.co/XnqjQOxivm