Josh Teague

Musician, singer, writer, photographer, farmer; not necessarily in that order. Make Country Music for the Working Class Again. Any/None

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

My cowboy hat is covered in cat hair.

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

Never do tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Tonight Rand Paul blocked a bill that would have provided health care benefits to veterans exposed to toxins while in the line of duty.

He continues to betray our families and our country.

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

Oh.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

I just put up the most deranged mash-up I've ever come up with in my lackluster music career on YouTube. Go give it a like ❤️

https://t.co/ycxMzPSoYP

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

@EveryTimeIDixon @batney91 Your wife has a hot husband

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

Y’all ever open a bottle of wine around 9 to “just have a glass or two and watch this movie before bed” but now it's 1 AM and the bottle is empty and you have to be at work at 6 in the morning?
Oops.

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

Why did I book two gigs on the same day aftering working all morning on Kentucky Derby Day the day before mothers day while every school in town has prom or graduation tonight and also Snoop Dogg is in Corbin. There is nowhere to park.

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

Thanks, I hate it.

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Looks like Donald Trump is going to the Kentucky Derby

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

@KySportsRadio How do I laugh react on Twitter?

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Hunter Greene is good at throwing baseballs.

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

I’m gonna need 4 cups

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

@katiehopenoble @appodlachia At least this should be the epitome of the definition.

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Sick and tired of Leftists trying to indoctrinate our kids with this “free book” socialist propaganda

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

@Kazondorf Or a free T-shirt

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

*30

[katty funk @Kazondorf]

I am 27 years old and I know my right from my left but if you tell me to look to my right I will accidentally look left every time.

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

The graph representing my level of inebriation and the amount of heart reacts I use on post of people I barely know, is a line going straight up.
For you math gurus we can and a 3rd axis, amount of mimosas consumed on a Saturday afternoon. The line still goes straight up.

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

WHO, and I can't stress this enough, DEY!! 🏈🐯

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

A @DiveBarMike song just came on in the bar without my prompting. #fame

[Josh Teague @DangerTeague]

It's so brilliant it just might work.

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

release your novel one word at a time in the form of a viral puzzle game