Delilah 🤺

Londoner. Occasionally funny. Tea by the pint. Scented candle lover. Hates coconut

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

Trying to get my boy to play and get his energy out and he's just looking at me like why are you hiding in a bush and I'm like why am I hiding in a bush. Frenchies will humble you.

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Leave us alone please... ❤️❤️❤️

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

Market stall t-shirt! We're on the ball ❤️

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

Voted just after 7am with a Voter Authority Certificate, whole process took about 2 minutes. Did have a few of the volunteers have a look at the certificate as it was the first many had seen but was more out of curiosity than anything
Happy voting everyone!#GeneralElection24

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

My shower switch is outside the bathroom... Was having a shower party and Hungry Like A Wolf is when I got cut off 😂😂

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The year is 2004... You play Duran Duran Rio to distract the adults. We just got Nelly and Kelly'd. Beware the teens that play noughties for us

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I've been working nights I don't have much time to share my wit with the day walkers but I'm so proud of this one

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@MisfitsWorld20 Looks delicious 🤤

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Two new cream liqueurs for the collection... Actually prefer the Aldi one for taste! But the DMF has a nice warm kick to it

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

Slept for over 18hrs 🤣 well and truly needed though!

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

Oh looky looky my cervix is under ANOTHER multi disciplinary.

Can't she just BEHAVE!

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Just flipping storm already! This air needs to lift 🥵

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Ahh it's my favourite time of year. Putting on sunglasses and thinking I'm invisible whilst what can only be described as invasive people watching.

Then being shocked when I'm caught

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

@midalifecrisis She done an awesome job 😍 the blow dry was beautiful 😍

But the top layer of layers are a little too short for my fine hair 🤣 looked like I'd had a fight with a balloon at the end of my shift today

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

On my 997th rewatch of Simba's Pride, I've only just heard the line "see ya later, agitator" in Not One Of Us.

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Just saw a magpie flying with a twig in its beak so of course I watched to find more and it flew to it's mate where they were building a nest and it did bring a true joy 😊

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

Can't believe nobody has suggested "Pass the Duchy (to my first born son)" as the official Kings Coronation nickname

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Slightly unsettling presence from Xerxes. He's not shy about it either.

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

Morning! The sun hasn't even fully arose but I was serenaded to, Elvis was this man's choice. Started off very lovely "She walks like an angel, talks like an angel" then a very accusatory tone "YOU'RE THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE!" Accompanied with the "I'm watching" gesture

[Delilah 🤺 @DangerouslyDel]

Attempting to physically hold down a laugh when someone trips on the stairs beside me. 🧠 "No, no, no. This is completely inappropriate!"