Del Green

Random thoughts, dad probs, frequent fails, hunting, workout crap, occasional gaming nonsense. There will be puns. Sorry in advance.

[Del Green @DangitDel]

Seems like a lot of government officials finally feel safe to speak up against ridiculousness

[Del Green @DangitDel]

@realdogenews Or driving income down to a fixed manageable percentage across all income levels above a set minimum

[Del Green @DangitDel]

Friendly reminder for the 2 people who’ll see this.

The worst lefties and righties on social media do not reflect the majority of either side.

[Del Green @DangitDel]

Seeing stadiums full of college kids having a great time is a good reminder that the craziness on social media is not the majority

[Del Green @DangitDel]

Every time I answer my phone “this is Del”

Person calling, every time “hello can I speak with Del please?”

[Del Green @DangitDel]

Standing in line listening to people’s coffee orders will make you lose faith in humanity

[Del Green @DangitDel]

What no one tells you about being the father of a girls is, even at 6 years old, all of her clothes (none of which were bought by me) are unacceptable if picked out by me.

[Del Green @DangitDel]

@TrueGameData Get a controller with bumpers

Map all thumb buttons so you never leave the right stick

Play on a higher sensitivity than you plan to use for a few days then drop it down

[Del Green @DangitDel]

@barstoolsports Gotta get mine custom made

[Del Green @DangitDel]

@FGCKratos I don’t even know what your talking about but I can tell you that you’ll have one soon based on my own experience with the phrase “I don’t need it”

[Del Green @DangitDel]

@alyssaparten Does it involve an excess of Amazon packages ?

[Del Green @DangitDel]

@MissGinaDarling

[Del Green @DangitDel]

(Most)Men aren’t looking for the same love and support as (most)women. A man who feels competent and respected will endure suffering with a smile for his family. If he’s made to feel weak and devalued, he won’t lift a finger to even help himself

[Del Green @DangitDel]

Did the kid from “leave it to beaver” just win a dunk contest …

[Del Green @DangitDel]

What takes longer to get up, your credit score or a basketball player that just got grazed by an elbow?

[Del Green @DangitDel]

Is there “my dog was pretending to be hurt” vet insurance?

[Del Green @DangitDel]

@TrueGameData @HBhankthetank You’re in and out in 6 minutes. It’s supposed to be B tier

[Del Green @DangitDel]

Is the “everyone who wants attention is gluten intolerant” pandemic over now?

[Del Green @DangitDel]

My favorite thing about airports is the little divider separating the first class boarding lane from the peasant lane. Even though first class boards before the rest even get in line, you better not try to walk through that lane 2 ft to the left.

[Del Green @DangitDel]

That “hold” had zero effect on that route