Angus Dangleberries

Head Coach for the Copenhagen Originals Hockey Organization (EASHL) - @CopOrigs22 - 2X EASHL Coach of the Year (1987, 1995)

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

@OrigsFan1 @rudey_lil_trudy @ChuckECheese How about you try a salad son?

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@CopOrigs22 @JimmyDean Nice job out there tonight kid

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@PapaAceUFC @CopOrigs22 If you can count to 3 and have a pulse you can make this team son.

Work hard, Listen to Coach Dangleberries (2X EASHL Coach of the Year - 87’, 95’), pack hammers Thor would be proud of and you’ll be successful within the Origs Organization

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

@CopOrigs22 Gonna miss that giant schlong slingin’ son of a bitch 🔨🍆

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

🖕🏻

[Copenhagen Originals @CopOrigs22]

Reply with 🫴 and we’ll give you season tickets to the Origs! 🥅 🏒

#OrigsNation #EASHL

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

@ArizonaMcLick Son you better watch your tongue. You keep this behavior up and I’ll take your grandma out on the town for a lovely evening, and before the end of our romantical adventure you’ll be calling me grandpa. Now go upstairs and clean your room.

#DirtyGrandpa

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Coach Angus is to old and proven within the EASHL ranks to deal with ass clowns like this ⬇️ #KissTheRings

[Texas Red @ArizonaMcLick]

@Dangleberries69 I’m not talking about EASHL you fucking clown. Even if I was, your little division 9 shit squad wouldn’t be able to come even close to competing with the Tide City Rips. Do they even let teams in division 3 play special education programs like Copenhagen? Take a fucking walk SpEd

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@ArizonaMcLick Listen here you little pimply covered shit you can kiss my ass, you’re speaking to a 2X EASHL coach of year. You WILL show respect when addressing me. Young whipper snappers like yourself have no respect nowadays.
#KissTheRings

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

Absolute horseshit

[Copenhagen Originals @CopOrigs22]

Fans we regret to inform you that the commissioner of the EASHL has suspended Coxlongvious Hammerdix for 3 games due to violation conduct unbecoming.

Hammerdix has appealed his suspension and will be back tomorrow while waiting for his hearing.

#BangOne #Pinched #OrigsNation

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

@Mikey_Nailguns @CopOrigs22 How about you worry about being a fan and I worry about coaching and setting a starting lineup

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@ArizonaMcLick Why don’t you shut the hell up Texas Red, always flapping them fat gums of yours

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

Buthairs

[MANSCAPED @manscaped]

hairy nuts
hairy butts
hairy people
should buy from us

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

@CopOrigs22 LOVE this guy

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

@CopOrigs22 Jesus Christ that’s a scary sight

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

Couple points from last night

1. Snailtracks needs to pass more and cut back on the ice naps

2. Buthairs (love the kid) needs to be more efficient with passing

3. Tytty needs to lose some weight because he is slow as fuck

4. Hammerdix needs to stop having kids, we need him

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

🤤

[Copenhagen Originals @CopOrigs22]

Fans do we have a heart warming for you

As you know, our own Hammerdix gave birth to Hamerdix Jr. yesterday morning.

The Origs hockey organization provided Hamerdix and family a beautiful dinner spread(see below) while staying at the hospital

One Team One Dream is the MINDSET

[Angus Dangleberries @Dangleberries69]

Can’t see how we’re tired, especially Snailtracks who was taking an ice nap every 5 seconds

[Copenhagen Originals @CopOrigs22]

Gooooooooooooood
Morningggggg Viet…..Origs Nation!

@Dangleberries69 has excused the team from practices and games today due to much needed rest.

We want to once again thanks our fans and sponsors for their support

#PackOne

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Yes it was my choice to pull the goalie, clearly didn’t matter when I had players taking ice naps every 10 seconds

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About fucking time