Dangleberries

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Who needs eyebrows anyways? 🤔🤔 https://t.co/iJ0Lv8YYLv

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@zahr who knew the big show was a softie? #drakefan

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@ShanSuksham we're counting on you today you carrot

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@aminbansal stop playing the dhol and play some hockey today

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@ShishuRajput how you feeling you drunkasss. You let the team down

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@SahiiibBansal man up you pussy and bring your A game today

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We are once again facing elimination tomorrow @SDBHLOfficial #morelife #moreplayoffs

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How loose will Andrew's (our goalie) asshole be after tonight?

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Will the big show (aka @zahr ) be the first one in the locker room again tonight?

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Amin Bansal would rather play the dhol for $20 than play in a playoff hockey game #priorities

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Gurman bath has been placed on IR with a knee injury. He is expected to return in round 3 of playoffs #ifwemakeit

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Dangleberries look to extend their 2 game win streak against agents of the nine tonight at 9:30 PM @SDBHLOfficial

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Andrew our goaltender is out of the lineup today..... he still has a sore asshole from the first game of playoffs @SDBHLOfficial #7-0LOSS

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Freshman season of the Dangleberries is on the line! #game3 @SDBHLOfficial

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In order to crack a 15 man roster for Friday's game there will be a Battle Royale with @jdsanghera3 as a special guest referee #DesiMania

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Team doctors regret to inform @amaanMusic that he may have amnesia after bathing in excessive amounts of NyQuil #WrongSukhman #SwimmingPool

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Sukhsham won the MVP belt after today's game and thinks he's a superstar #heisdoe #hesacarrotdoe

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For the first time this season we are no longer in last place #championshipbound

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Bob Mackenzie has confirmed that if GM @amaanmusic is unable to scrape together a roster for today's game, he will be relieved of his duties

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And is by far the MVP of the team. Once again we apologize - justice will be served.